Steve Oh, oh... uh, Rosie O'Donnell! Tell him to get Rosie.
Yeah, Rosie.
Nah, too easy. Give him something hard.
You guys had rough childhoods, didn't you? Kind of rocky?
Steve Hey, sweetheart, let me tell you something. You, uh, you have my permission. If I ever turn into one of those things? Do me a favor. Blow my **** head off.
Oh, yeah, you can count on it.
That truck's not gonna make it to Fort Pastor.
Steve No, forget it. That place is ****, man. Bloodbath city.
We just came from there.
Is everyone there dead?
Steve Dead-ish.
Is everyone there dead?!
Steve Yeah, in the sense that they all sort of, uh, fell down, and then...got up, and...started eating each other.
It's nice to see you busting your ass.
Steve Oh, that's sarcasm. That is so awesome. You know, I would love to help, but the captain never works alongside his men.
Steve Well, you guys have a good one.
What a total dick.
Look, there's no point in arguing about this, all right? We need a solution. We-we need to get some food over there.
Steve Okay, uh, I have an idea. We, uh, we draw straws, and the loser runs across the lot with a ham sandwich.
Could you be a bigger prick?
Steve Probably, but that's irrelevant.
You want...every...single second. (about life as he dies of the infection.)
CJ, wait up, wait!" (as he is chased down by a zombie hord.)
You wanna kill Luda? You wanna kill my family? (to Norma before she sparks a gunfight.)
Son of a bitch shot me! (to Ana after Andre shoots her.)
Hey does this dog got a name? (to camera) I'm not gonna tell 'em how bad it is. I won't worry 'em. It's, it's gonna be okay. I think I'm just gonna rest here a minute.(after being bitten severely, becomes zombie shortly after lying down.)
Shoot me! Shoot me!(to CJ while he is devoured by zombies.)
You've got to drive faster, man.(to Kenneth before being hacked to death by Glen.)
I've got 'em.(about a zombie before accidently killing Monica and crashing the bus.)
Steve What the ****?
**** figures.
Yeah I think I'll just stay here awhile. Enjoy the sunrise.(to Kenneth before they leave him and he shoots himself in the head due to him being infected.)
