Dawn of the Dead 2004 quotes

42 quotes · 15 characters
Dawn of the Dead (2004) poster
Characters
Media 20 quotes
CJ Michael Kelly · 16 quotes
Ana Sarah Polley · 11 quotes
Kenneth Ving Rhames · 9 quotes
Michael Jake Weber · 9 quotes
Andre Mekhi Phifer · 8 quotes
Steve Ty Burrell · 6 quotes
Bart Michael Barry · 3 quotes
Glen R.D. Reid · 3 quotes
Terry Kevin Zegers · 3 quotes
Tucker Boyd Banks · 3 quotes
Last Words 1 quote
Works Quoted 1 quote

Most scenes together: Media & CJ (9), Ana & Media (8), Michael & Media (7)

Dawn of the Dead quotes

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Official
[pause]

We don't know.

Press Secreatry

The president has direct contact with the CDC and head of FEMA. No further quest-OH MY GOD!

Sheriff Cahill
[on TV]

Danny, put another round in that woman over there! Look! She's a twitcher!

Televangelist

Hell is overflowing! And Satan is sending his dead to us! Why? Because...you have sex out of wedlock. You kill unborn children. You have man-on-man relations; same sex marriage! How do you think God will judge you? Well, friends, now we know. When there is no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth.

Ana
[after covering the body of the fat lady]

Anybody know her name?

[silence]

Died without a name? Damn..

Ana

Get the **** gun out of my face!

CJ

Oh. You got a quite mouth on you.

Somebody should show her how to use it.

Ana

It's nice to see you busting your ass.

Oh, that's sarcasm. That is so awesome. You know, I would love to help, but the captain never works alongside his men.

[Dangles his keys in front of Ana and Tucker and then makes a cracking sound, like a whip]

Well, you guys have a good one.

Ana

What a total dick.

Ana

The bleeding is not going to stop on its own. I need to suture his arm.

CJ

What are you, a **** doctor?

Ana

No, I'm a **** nurse.

Hey, my man... I hear you talking' a lot, you know, you're always saying' something... Who the **** are you, that we should listen? Were you, like, in a special ops unit? You in the marines? What the **** do you do?

I sell televisions at Best Buy.

Hey, officer! How do you like following a guy that sells TVs?

About as much as I like following a guy who steals them. I'm not following anyone. I'm going to Fort Pastor to get my brother.

Now, you're the type of cat who goes to church and all that kind of shit, right?

Yeah. I do all that kind of shit.

So what you think, hmm? What is this? Is this the end of times? 'Cause if it is, I'm telling you, I'm ****. No, I'm serious. I've done some bad things in my life, man.

Oh, I get it. You saw hell yesterday, and now you're scared of going to hell for all the bad things you've done. I'll tell you what: go in the stall, say five Hail Marys, wipe your ass, and you and God can call it even.

Want to hear something that really sucks? You guys know that, that chick at Dairy Queen?

CJ

The fat one?

Yeah. She was coming over tonight. I would have tapped that shit for sure.

Bart -- dude, everybody's dead, okay? Your mom's dead. Your brother's dead. That fat chick at Dairy Queen… dead.

Yeah. That sucks too.

CJ

I ain't going anywhere without a gun.

You're not getting a gun.

CJ

Trust. The primary ingredient in any relationship.

[tosses him an axe]

Have at 'em, cowboy.

CJ

Asshole.

CJ

Okay. Come out of there slowly, and hand your weapons to Bart and Terry.

Don't do it!

You must be out of your **** mind.

CJ

Then you can take your ass over to Quality Inn if it's still there, Shaq! Huh? Want to do that?