A character in Dawn of the Dead (2004)

Kenneth quotes from Dawn of the Dead (2004)

Ving Rhames

Tied for 4th most-quoted character in Dawn of the Dead (2004): in 9 of its 42 quotes
Most scenes with: Media (6), Andre (4), Michael (3)

A line from Kenneth [About the deaths of Luda, Andre and Norma]

There's nothing to be said. I been to a lot of funerals, folded the flags, givin' them to mothers, wives, sons, and told them how sorry I was. But I didn't really mean it. In the back of my mind, I was always thinking better them than me. And now I know that there are some things worse than death. And one of them is sitting here waiting to die.

More lines from Kenneth

2 quotes
Kenneth
[En route to the marina, zombies swarm against Kenneth's bus.]

They're trying to turn us over! Hit them with the saw!

Scenes with Kenneth

6 scenes
[On the roof, some of the survivors are playing "Hollywood Squares" by having Andy shoot zombies who resemble celebrities.]

Oh, oh... uh, Rosie O'Donnell! Tell him to get Rosie.

Kenneth

Yeah, Rosie.

Nah, too easy. Give him something hard.

Ana

You guys had rough childhoods, didn't you? Kind of rocky?

CJ

Okay. Come out of there slowly, and hand your weapons to Bart and Terry.

Kenneth

Don't do it!

You must be out of your **** mind.

CJ

Then you can take your ass over to Quality Inn if it's still there, Shaq! Huh? Want to do that?

[Kenneth and Ana meet three other survivors traveling the opposite direction.]

You do not want to go that way.

Ana

What's that way?

Officer? Sir? You do not want to go that way.

Ana

What's that way?

It's pretty bad.

Kenneth

What about Fort Pastor?

Maybe if you had wings. The road's thick with those mother ****ers that way.

Kenneth

How do you know?

We just tried.

..Back when there were eight of us. [pause] We're going to the mall.

Now, you're the type of cat who goes to church and all that kind of shit, right?

Kenneth

Yeah. I do all that kind of shit.

So what you think, hmm? What is this? Is this the end of times? 'Cause if it is, I'm telling you, I'm ****. No, I'm serious. I've done some bad things in my life, man.

Kenneth

Oh, I get it. You saw hell yesterday, and now you're scared of going to hell for all the bad things you've done. I'll tell you what: go in the stall, say five Hail Marys, wipe your ass, and you and God can call it even.

Hey, my man... I hear you talking' a lot, you know, you're always saying' something... Who the **** are you, that we should listen? Were you, like, in a special ops unit? You in the marines? What the **** do you do?

I sell televisions at Best Buy.

Hey, officer! How do you like following a guy that sells TVs?

Kenneth

About as much as I like following a guy who steals them. I'm not following anyone. I'm going to Fort Pastor to get my brother.

That truck's not gonna make it to Fort Pastor.

No, forget it. That place is ****, man. Bloodbath city.

Norma

We just came from there.

Kenneth

Is everyone there dead?

Dead-ish.

Kenneth

Is everyone there dead?!

Yeah, in the sense that they all sort of, uh, fell down, and then...got up, and...started eating each other.

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