Ana [While her husband tries to staunch the flow of blood from a bite to his throat, Ana desperately dials 911, only to get repeated "busy" signals.]
Don't do this to me! Please, don't DO this to me!
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9 scenes Ana The bleeding is not going to stop on its own. I need to suture his arm.
What are you, a **** doctor?
Ana No, I'm a **** nurse.
Yeah? And how do you know they're not **** up like everybody else out there?
Ana Well, for one thing, they're driving a truck. [Distant gunfire] Oh, and shooting guns.
[On the roof, some of the survivors are playing "Hollywood Squares" by having Andy shoot zombies who resemble celebrities.]
Oh, oh... uh, Rosie O'Donnell! Tell him to get Rosie.
Yeah, Rosie.
Nah, too easy. Give him something hard.
Ana You guys had rough childhoods, didn't you? Kind of rocky?
Hey, sweetheart, let me tell you something. You, uh, you have my permission. If I ever turn into one of those things? Do me a favor. Blow my **** head off.
Ana Oh, yeah, you can count on it.
[Kenneth and Ana meet three other survivors traveling the opposite direction.]
You do not want to go that way.
Ana What's that way?
Officer? Sir? You do not want to go that way.
Ana What's that way?
It's pretty bad.
What about Fort Pastor?
Maybe if you had wings. The road's thick with those mother ****ers that way.
How do you know?
We just tried.
..Back when there were eight of us. [pause] We're going to the mall.
Ana It's nice to see you busting your ass.
Oh, that's sarcasm. That is so awesome. You know, I would love to help, but the captain never works alongside his men.
[Dangles his keys in front of Ana and Tucker and then makes a cracking sound, like a whip]
Well, you guys have a good one.
Ana What a total dick.
Look, there's no point in arguing about this, all right? We need a solution. We-we need to get some food over there.
Okay, uh, I have an idea. We, uh, we draw straws, and the loser runs across the lot with a ham sandwich.
Ana Could you be a bigger prick?
Probably, but that's irrelevant.
Ana [after covering the body of the fat lady]
Anybody know her name?
Ana Get the **** gun out of my face!
Oh. You got a quite mouth on you.
Somebody should show her how to use it.
