Andre [Zombie has slammed itself against a glass door at the mall from the outside]
Shatterproof, asshole
6th most-quoted character in Dawn of the Dead (2004): in 8 of its 42 quotes
Most scenes with: Media (5), Kenneth (4), CJ (3)
I feel like I'm here for another reason. I feel like I'm here to bring that baby on this earth, and give it everything that I never had. I just want the opportunity... to change things.
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Okay. Come out of there slowly, and hand your weapons to Bart and Terry.
Don't do it!
Andre You must be out of your **** mind.
Then you can take your ass over to Quality Inn if it's still there, Shaq! Huh? Want to do that?
Whoa-whoa-whoa! Where do you think you're going?
Andre She's not going anywhere alone.
Oh, "She's not going any --" This is a ****in' nursery school! Terry, go with 'em.
[Kenneth and Ana meet three other survivors traveling the opposite direction.]
You do not want to go that way.
What's that way?
Officer? Sir? You do not want to go that way.
What's that way?
It's pretty bad.
What about Fort Pastor?
Andre Maybe if you had wings. The road's thick with those mother ****ers that way.
How do you know?
Andre We just tried.
..Back when there were eight of us. [pause] We're going to the mall.
Andre Now, you're the type of cat who goes to church and all that kind of shit, right?
Yeah. I do all that kind of shit.
Andre So what you think, hmm? What is this? Is this the end of times? 'Cause if it is, I'm telling you, I'm ****. No, I'm serious. I've done some bad things in my life, man.
Oh, I get it. You saw hell yesterday, and now you're scared of going to hell for all the bad things you've done. I'll tell you what: go in the stall, say five Hail Marys, wipe your ass, and you and God can call it even.
Andre Hey, my man... I hear you talking' a lot, you know, you're always saying' something... Who the **** are you, that we should listen? Were you, like, in a special ops unit? You in the marines? What the **** do you do?
I sell televisions at Best Buy.
Andre Hey, officer! How do you like following a guy that sells TVs?
About as much as I like following a guy who steals them. I'm not following anyone. I'm going to Fort Pastor to get my brother.
Frank You want...every...single second. (about life as he dies of the infection.)
CJ, wait up, wait!" (as he is chased down by a zombie hord.)
Andre You wanna kill Luda? You wanna kill my family? (to Norma before she sparks a gunfight.)
Norma Son of a bitch shot me! (to Ana after Andre shoots her.)
Andy
(on radio)
Hey does this dog got a name? (to camera) I'm not gonna tell 'em how bad it is. I won't worry 'em. It's, it's gonna be okay. I think I'm just gonna rest here a minute.(after being bitten severely, becomes zombie shortly after lying down.)
Shoot me! Shoot me!(to CJ while he is devoured by zombies.)
Monica You've got to drive faster, man.(to Kenneth before being hacked to death by Glen.)
I've got 'em.(about a zombie before accidently killing Monica and crashing the bus.)
(before killing himself and the zombies grabbing him by blowing up the bus he is in.)
**** figures.
Yeah I think I'll just stay here awhile. Enjoy the sunrise.(to Kenneth before they leave him and he shoots himself in the head due to him being infected.)
