Whoa-whoa-whoa! Where do you think you're going?
She's not going anywhere alone.
Oh, "She's not going any --" This is a ****in' nursery school! Terry, go with 'em.
Most scenes together: Media & CJ (9), Ana & Media (8), Michael & Media (7)
Whoa-whoa-whoa! Where do you think you're going?
She's not going anywhere alone.
Oh, "She's not going any --" This is a ****in' nursery school! Terry, go with 'em.
Yeah? And how do you know they're not **** up like everybody else out there?
Well, for one thing, they're driving a truck. [Distant gunfire] Oh, and shooting guns.
You want...every...single second. (about life as he dies of the infection.)
CJ, wait up, wait!" (as he is chased down by a zombie hord.)
You wanna kill Luda? You wanna kill my family? (to Norma before she sparks a gunfight.)
Son of a bitch shot me! (to Ana after Andre shoots her.)
Hey does this dog got a name? (to camera) I'm not gonna tell 'em how bad it is. I won't worry 'em. It's, it's gonna be okay. I think I'm just gonna rest here a minute.(after being bitten severely, becomes zombie shortly after lying down.)
Shoot me! Shoot me!(to CJ while he is devoured by zombies.)
You've got to drive faster, man.(to Kenneth before being hacked to death by Glen.)
I've got 'em.(about a zombie before accidently killing Monica and crashing the bus.)
**** figures.
Yeah I think I'll just stay here awhile. Enjoy the sunrise.(to Kenneth before they leave him and he shoots himself in the head due to him being infected.)
I guess the first time I knew I was gay I was 13. This guy, Todd, he was building a deck in our backyard...
Okay, just, please, stop.
He had the most astonishing blue eyes.
Oh, my God! I'm in hell! [Starts doing pushups]
Look, there's no point in arguing about this, all right? We need a solution. We-we need to get some food over there.
Okay, uh, I have an idea. We, uh, we draw straws, and the loser runs across the lot with a ham sandwich.
Could you be a bigger prick?
Probably, but that's irrelevant.
So, what's the plan?
The plan is, you drink a nice tall glass of shut-the-****-up!
That truck's not gonna make it to Fort Pastor.
No, forget it. That place is ****, man. Bloodbath city.
We just came from there.
Is everyone there dead?
Dead-ish.
Is everyone there dead?!
Yeah, in the sense that they all sort of, uh, fell down, and then...got up, and...started eating each other.
Hey, sweetheart, let me tell you something. You, uh, you have my permission. If I ever turn into one of those things? Do me a favor. Blow my **** head off.
Oh, yeah, you can count on it.
You can't just turn them away, CJ. You'll kill them.
Tough shit. Self-defense.
You do not want to go that way.
What's that way?
Officer? Sir? You do not want to go that way.
What's that way?
It's pretty bad.
What about Fort Pastor?
Maybe if you had wings. The road's thick with those mother ****ers that way.
How do you know?
We just tried.
..Back when there were eight of us. [pause] We're going to the mall.
Oh, oh... uh, Rosie O'Donnell! Tell him to get Rosie.
Yeah, Rosie.
Nah, too easy. Give him something hard.
You guys had rough childhoods, didn't you? Kind of rocky?
Look, we just need a place--
Maybe you didn't hear me.
There is no place else.
Well, that's tough shit, 'cause this is our place, and you can't stay here.
There's nothing to be said. I been to a lot of funerals, folded the flags, givin' them to mothers, wives, sons, and told them how sorry I was. But I didn't really mean it. In the back of my mind, I was always thinking better them than me. And now I know that there are some things worse than death. And one of them is sitting here waiting to die.
They're trying to turn us over! Hit them with the saw!
Don't do this to me! Please, don't DO this to me!