Ty Burrell movie quotes

View Quote The boat of Ra sails straight today, take the wrong boat, man will pay.

View Quote Anyway, as far as I'm concerned, they get married too young in Ancient Egypt - or perhaps I'm just some old Giza. [Sherman and Penny stare at him blankly] Huh?

View Quote [After Sherman steps on the wrong tile, which sets off the booby trap] Oh, my.

View Quote Holy Neptune, she's not alone!

View Quote Now I know you're talking about me.

View Quote This is amazing!

View Quote Michael: Look, there's no point in arguing about this, all right? We need a solution. We-we need to get some food over there.
Steve: Okay, uh, I have an idea. We, uh, we draw straws, and the loser runs across the lot with a ham sandwich.
Ana: Could you be a bigger prick?
Steve: Probably, but that's irrelevant.

View Quote Steve: Hey, sweetheart, let me tell you something. You, uh, you have my permission. If I ever turn into one of those things? Do me a favor. Blow my **** head off.
Ana: Oh, yeah, you can count on it.

View Quote Frank: You want...every...single second. (about life as he dies of the infection.)
Bart: CJ, wait up, wait!" (as he is chased down by a zombie hord.)
Andre: You wanna kill Luda? You wanna kill my family? (to Norma before she sparks a gunfight.)
Norma: Son of a bitch shot me! (to Ana after Andre shoots her.)
Andy:(on radio) Hey does this dog got a name? (to camera) I'm not gonna tell 'em how bad it is. I won't worry 'em. It's, it's gonna be okay. I think I'm just gonna rest here a minute.(after being bitten severely, becomes zombie shortly after lying down.)
Tucker: Shoot me! Shoot me!(to CJ while he is devoured by zombies.)
Monica: You've got to drive faster, man.(to Kenneth before being hacked to death by Glen.)
Glen: I've got 'em.(about a zombie before accidently killing Monica and crashing the bus.)
Steve: [before being pounced on by a zombie] What the ****?
CJ: (before killing himself and the zombies grabbing him by blowing up the bus he is in.) **** figures.
Michael: Yeah I think I'll just stay here awhile. Enjoy the sunrise.(to Kenneth before they leave him and he shoots himself in the head due to him being infected.)

View Quote Nate: Mom! Dad! the storks are bringing me a baby brother!
Henry: [yawns] That sounds like a nice dream, buddy.
Sarah: Let's go back to sleep, honey.
Nate: This is the best day of my life!

View Quote Henry: Gardner Real Estate. Henry...
Sarah: ...And Sarah...
Both: Gardner! A house is not a home without a Gardner! [laughs]
Nate: Ninja Commander, where are you?
Henry: Uh, can you hold one second?
Nate: You promised me that we were taking down Dr. LeFreeze this afternoon. You didn't show up, and now he controls most of Western Europe. Ethnic tension is on the rise.
Henry: Yeah...We're totally done after this call, okay?
Nate: Really?
Henry: Five more minutes.
Sarah: And then we'll stop.
Both: We promise.

View Quote Nate and Henry: Five more minutes and then we stop.
Sarah: [shocked] What?!
Nate and Henry: Five more minutes...
Sarah: [off-screen] No! [As Henry accidentally throws a sledge hammer away, crashes] That's our chimney, you're gonna destroy the whole roof?!
Nate: Mom, we have to replace the chimney with a slide for when the storks deliver my baby brother.
Henry: What he said.
Sarah: No. Don't be crazy. You cannot do the chimney. Come on, don't make me the mean mom.
Nate: Dads are fun, moms are mean.
Henry: I heard that!
Sarah: Parent conference. [As she pinches Henry's ear]
Henry: Pinching.
Sarah: Henry, people are gonna think we're crazy. We need to tell him.
Henry: Tell him what? What, to go watch more TV? This is the best time I've had with Nate in my life. I actually feel like a dad again.
Sarah: And when no baby brother shows up?
Henry: Well, then we tell him. We can get a new chimney, but we'll never be able to replace this time with Nate. And if we put those headsets back on, how old will Nate be when we take them off again?
Nate: I'm not a jerky teenager yet. Fleeting moments, precious memories.