Five more minutes and then we stop.

Sarah

What?!

Five more minutes...

Sarah

No! [As Henry accidentally throws a sledge hammer away, crashes] That's our chimney, you're gonna destroy the whole roof?!

Nate

Mom, we have to replace the chimney with a slide for when the storks deliver my baby brother.

Henry

What he said.

Sarah

No. Don't be crazy. You cannot do the chimney. Come on, don't make me the mean mom.

Nate

Dads are fun, moms are mean.

Henry

I heard that!

Sarah

Parent conference. [As she pinches Henry's ear]

Henry

Pinching.

Sarah

Henry, people are gonna think we're crazy. We need to tell him.

Henry

Tell him what? What, to go watch more TV? This is the best time I've had with Nate in my life. I actually feel like a dad again.

Sarah

And when no baby brother shows up?

Henry

Well, then we tell him. We can get a new chimney, but we'll never be able to replace this time with Nate. And if we put those headsets back on, how old will Nate be when we take them off again?

Nate

I'm not a jerky teenager yet. Fleeting moments, precious memories.