A scene from Storks 2016
[singing]

Baby, what are we gonna call you, baby? This is crazy! We're delivering a baby!

No, we're delivering a package. Maybe we should name it instead of calling the package. We do not name the package, OK? We make a plan, stick to the plan, always deliver. And we get back to Storkcon, so, the board can name me boss.

Whoa, it's so exciting! What can we expect from boss Junior?

[lowers Tulip's hand]

Oh, you know it's top secret. [guffaws]

You can tell me, come on.

It's gonna be big.

Like, what? Like what? How big? Like, what are you gonna do?

I prefer we're gonna talk about it right now.

[both laugh]

Do you not know?

What?

Oh, my gosh, you don't know.

[offscreen]

I know.

[gasps]

If you don't know, why do you want to be boss?

I know.

You don't? [laughing with Junior] All man, you laugh when you're uncomfortable.

[laughing]

No.

Am I pushing your buttons?

Uh, no.

Yes, I am.

Nah, no.

[laughing]

Beep, beep, Boop, boop, beep, beep...

No, those aren't even where my buttons would be if I had buttons.

Beep, beep, boop, boop...

Nice try.

[robotic voice]

I am programming you to tell me why you want to be boss.

[robotic voice]

I love robots, so this is fun.

Beep, beep, boop, boop...

We're having a good time together.

Why do you want to be boss, why do you want to be boss, why do you want to be boss?

BACK OFF!!!

AAAAAAGH!! [Junior gets Tulip back on the plane after her hat and goggles blew off]

Wow! Well, that was funny. You almost died. I guess the lesson we learned today is... don't ask me why I want to be boss, right? [chuckles] Okay, good talk.

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