Asher Blinkoff movie quotes

View Quote You're lucky we don't call the authorities! [imitating Dracula] "Let's go, my hero!" [normal voice] Cebause I'm Batman! [imitating Drac] "Yes, to the Batmobile!"

View Quote [his first words] Bleh, bleh-bleh.

View Quote [After Dennis' 5th birthday party is ruined]
Vlad: [to his son, Dracula] Hey, what did you just do? A few more seconds and the kid's fangs would have popped right out.
Drac: I don't care! It's... it's not worth it!
Mavis: What's not worth it?
Drac: It was my last attempt to make the boy a vampire so you'd stay.
Mavis: By ruining his favorite thing? How could you (made Grandpa Vlad) do that?
Johnny: We were desperate!
Mavis: You were in on this( too)?
Johnny: Dennis won't be happy in my town.
Mavis: (But) Dennis hasn't been there( yet)!
Erik: [plays organ while singing] The husband and wife! Hear the strain and the strife–
Drac, Mavis and Johnny: [to Erik] SHUT UP!
Mavis: (Oh, boy…) Johnny, Dennis is not a monster! [Vlad makes a shocked face] He likes avocado!
Johnny: 'Cause you don't let him eat anything fun!
Linda: I think Dennis just wants to be normal.
Mavis: Can we stop using the word, "normal"?
[Dennis walks away sadly, feeling not good enough to fit in]
Drac: Where we live now, he's normal!
Mavis: He is who he is and you can't change him, Dad.
[Dennis runs out of the room, Winnie follows him. Bella watches them from the window. Outside the castle... in the forest...]
Winnie: Dennis, where are you going?
Dennis: Away!
Winnie: But it's not safe out here by ourselves. I know a place where we can hide. Follow me! [they run to a tree house as their secret hiding place]
[Back at the party...]
Vlad: If you didn't stop me, my great-grandson wouldn't have to be a wimp his whole life, like schlumpy over here. [gestures to Johnny]
Johnny: "A wimp"!?
Drac: Johnny, be cool.
Johnny: [climbs on the stage, and walks to him] You wanna throw down, old man?! [does karate move at him] Certified yellow belt since 1997! [takes off his wig, blowing his cover]
Drac: No! (Oh, too late…)
Vlad: What's this now, you're not a vampire?
Johnny: (Huh? Oh…) [guilty] Uh, bleh?
Mike: Of course he's (a) human. He's our son( in fact). You think we're monsters? [he and Linda wipe off their make-up, revealing their true selves]
Vlad: [gasps; to Drac] You! You let your daughter marry a human and have a human kid! Why don't you just put a stake through my heart?!
Drac: We don't hate humans anymore and they don't hate us( either).
[the other humans reveal themselves as well]
Bela: (W-what?) [outraged of this charade] HUMANS!? [scratches the window, and growls]
Vlad: You're a fool!
Drac: Your great-grandson is the sweetest, kindest, most special boy I've ever met. And if you can't give him the love he deserves because he's half-human, then you're the fool.
Mavis: [hugs him lovingly] Oh, Daddy.
[Drac hugs her back]
Johnny: Hey, (speaking of which…) where is Dennis? Dennis!
Mavis: Dennis?

View Quote This is Bob. Say "hi", Bob.

View Quote [reading a sign] "No pets allowed?" Uh-oh.

View Quote Oh, no. Bob is Tinkles? How did he get here?

View Quote Hi, Mama. Hi, Papa.

View Quote Dad... is that you?