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(to Mary) One of the reasons I came back was to remember why I started dancing in the first place. When I'm dancing with you, I'm starting to remember.
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Da Funk: [Brit and Bree do really bad dances] Hahahah, did you guys see that? That was just terrible. Thank God that's over.
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Dominique: You are gonna clean this room spotless in 30 minutes. Rod! [Rod leaves the room and holds his head-Dominique just threw a shrimp at him] [Dominique turns back to Mary] And your phone privileges are suspended for an entire month! Cough it up! [Mary hands over her cell and Dominique glares at her] Clean!
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Tami: I love drama! It's so dramatic!
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Bree: You may live in the 90210, but you're still just... a zero.
Mary: We live in the 90211, genius.
Mary: We live in the 90211, genius.
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Dustin: Nice tutu.
Tami: Thanks...I think?
Dustin: My name's Dustin but people just call me "Da Funk".
Tami: Well that's unfortunate.
Tami: Thanks...I think?
Dustin: My name's Dustin but people just call me "Da Funk".
Tami: Well that's unfortunate.
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Joey: Why don't we pick up here tomorrow.
Mary: As in my house or in this position?
Joey: Ah, I'm not that type of guy.
Mary: Hmm, I don't find that too convincing.
Mary: As in my house or in this position?
Joey: Ah, I'm not that type of guy.
Mary: Hmm, I don't find that too convincing.
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Mary: You need to get this thing fixed.
Tami: Don't call it a 'thing' or she'll break down for good. You have to respect the Great Pumpkin!
Mary: You're so weird Tama.
Tami: Hey, do you think my leather goes with this Tutu?
Tami: Don't call it a 'thing' or she'll break down for good. You have to respect the Great Pumpkin!
Mary: You're so weird Tama.
Tami: Hey, do you think my leather goes with this Tutu?
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Natalia: I'm sorry, Mary, I didn't see you standing there. It's like you were totally invisible. [walks away]
Tami: Oh yeah, well, check out my totally invisible finger!
Tami: Oh yeah, well, check out my totally invisible finger!
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[Mary does a fancy tango move]
Joey: What was that?
Mary: Guess the music just speaks to me.
Joey: [does another fancy tango move corresponding with the one she just did] Well, I guess we don't have a language barrier.
Joey: What was that?
Mary: Guess the music just speaks to me.
Joey: [does another fancy tango move corresponding with the one she just did] Well, I guess we don't have a language barrier.
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[Tami hires cleaners so Mary can go to the ball]
Lead Cleaner: You go to ball? Very nice! As van says "No mess too messy!"
Mary: [Impressed] Okay.
[Enter Dominique's room]
Lead Cleaner: This mess TOO MESSY!
Lead Cleaner: You go to ball? Very nice! As van says "No mess too messy!"
Mary: [Impressed] Okay.
[Enter Dominique's room]
Lead Cleaner: This mess TOO MESSY!
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You don't have to pretend like you like me. I've had enough charity to last a lifetime.