A scene from Hotel Transylvania 2012
Johnny

[Drac, in bat form, is carrying Johnny and heads out the window]

If I put my hand in the Invisible Man's mouth, would it disappear?

Mavis

[suddenly appears]

Hi!

Drac

[surprised]

Mavey! Wh-what are you doing, my sweet little blood orange? Our friend was just leaving.

Johnny

Yeah, he was flying me out the window.

Drac

[nervously laughs, then takes Johnny back inside]

This guy is so funny. [turns into human and moves Johnny away from the window] Oh, look there's something on your face. [to Johnny, in a soft tense tone] Play along if you ever want to see your precious backpack. [Mavis flies in through the window and turns back into her human form]

Johnny

[amazed]

Whoa. So, wait, you didn't have any clothes on when you were a bat or were they bat-sized?

Mavis

[looking slightly freaked out]

Who exactly is that?

Drac

[whimpers while thinking of a lie, then...]

Honey bat, you see... it's your birthday, and you know, I want you to have the bestest, specialest party of your life, so… well… I... needed some help.

Mavis

You needed help?

Drac

Well, look, I am pretty good, but I thought that it would be even more bestest, specialest if someone closer to your age helped plan the party.

Mavis

[excited, to Johnny]

You're my age?

Johnny

Sure! Uh, well, how old are you?

Mavis

118.

Johnny

[hysterical]

100 and–!? [Drac elbows him] Ugh! [strained] Yeah, uh… I'm 121.

Mavis

[excited]

Really?

Johnny

[nods]

Mmm-hmmm.

Drac

[to Mavis]

You see? Everything is very, very normal. I'm throwing a party and he is helping.

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