[to Mavis, who's approaching him closely so she could kiss him]

Um, Mavis, I'm crazily scared right now.

[lovingly]

Maybe that's a good thing. [kisses him]

[A suit of armor alerts Drac to Mavis kissing Johnny, and he is enraged; then quickly separates them] [whispering to Johnny]

How could you, after I shared my pain with you!?

[frightened]

But-- No--

Dad, it was just a kiss.

No, you're not allowed to kiss!

Dad, I'm allowed to do things. I'm not 83 anymore. I'm allowed to like people or go see the world again.

What?! You saw it! You-you said you didn't like it!

Maybe I want to give the village another chance. I need to learn, you know, how to roll with it like Johnny does.

No, no, you can't go to the village again!

Maybe you can make them see that we can be friends.

No, that isn't possible!

Well, you can't be sure. It's all in how you present yourself!

No, that won't make a difference!

How do you know?!

Because it just won't!

Why?! Why won't it?!

BECAUSE THAT VILLAGE DOESN'T REALLY EXIST! (OKAY?!) [the music stops, and Mavis and the other monsters are now in a state of shock; a string on Frank's guitar breaks]

What do you mean... it doesn't exist?

[he and the others approach Drac]

What did you do?

I– [defiantly] I did what I had to do.

[demanding]

What was it? What exactly did you have to do?! Tell me!

I… I built the town, the staff put it all together, the... the zombies dressed up as the townspeople.

[grunting]

Uh-oh. [Mavis heart-brokenly wanders]

[follows her]

Please, i-if you really went out there and something happened to you, I... I just couldn't live with myself!

But you could live with this - lying to me, tricking me, keeping me here forever when you knew my dream was to go?

[Drac opens his mouth to say something, but a muffled noise is heard] [enters the ballroom]

Liar, liar!

[Drac make an "Uh-oh" face and Johnny sneaks out]

Oil?

Uh-uh-uh! [muffled speech; translation - "Dracula has brought a human into the hotel!"]

English please. Your voice is really annoying.

Wait, I speak frozen. He says Dracula has brought a human into the hotel.

[The crowd gasps]

A human?

[hugs her]

Stay close, Pookie.

[Quasi has another muffled speech; translation - "There is ze human!"]

He says "There is ze human!". He has a French accent.

[Johnny starts to walk out the doors, but they shut and he sees Esmeralda growling like a dog in front of him. Johnny, Dracula and the monsters gasp.]

Johnny's not a human, he's my right arm's cousin. [glares at Quasi] He's lying!

Yeah, and why is he picking his nose?

[Quasi has another muffled speech; translation - "A long story."]

He says it's a long story.

[to Esmeralda, who's running amok in his face and hair]

Hey! Wait! No! Get off me! Ah! Ew! [Esmeralda squeaks as she wipes away Johnny's make-up, completely blowing his cover.] (Oh, boy…)

[Quasimodo has another muffled speech; translation - "Behold ze human!"]

He says "Behold ze human!".

[The entire crowd screams and runs in panic] [horrified]

I don't believe it.

[Among the panicking monsters, Mavis walks closer to Johnny, as he gives a worried and regretful expression]

Is it true? Are you a human?

[guilty]

Yes… I'm so sorry…

[hugs him lovingly]

I don't care! I still want to be with you.

(Really?) [sighs in relief and wants to hug her back until he sees Drac looking really worried, and he remembers what he told him earlier]

Uh... Well, tough! 'Cause I don't want to be with you, because... you're a monster! [Mavis gasps] And I hate monsters! [heads to the door] Goodbye! [as he leaves, he scares Murray by trying to give him a Bruce Lee kick]

Please, don't hurt me!

[Johnny gives Mavis one last stare of hatred and heartbreak and heads out the door. Drac tries to comfort the heartbroken Mavis, but she angrily wheels around and faces him.]

THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT! [turns into a bat and flees the room, leaving Drac to feel bad about her]

[The other monsters, also angry with Drac for his lies, leave the room as well.]

We're getting outta here!

I am never coming back here!

"Human-free"!? What a rip!

I thought I smelt a human.

Oh, yeah, ice machine? Also broken!

[voice-over]

Two lonely bats crashed in the night…They felt a Zing, love at first sight.They knew right then, they would be husband and wife.For a Zing only happens once in your life.Your Zing will come, my love… Cherish it.Love, Mommy.

[still heartbroken and in tears after Johnny left]

I thought we zinged, Dad.

[surprised]

You and Johnny?

I guess it was only me, but you should be happy, Dad. There's no reason for me to leave. I have no more dreams. I'm just like you now.