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View Quote "'Rod Kimble"': Kevin. Did you reinforce the takeoff ramp?
"'Kevin Powell"': No, we didn't have time.
"'Rod Kimble"': Wooh...[speaking to self] Soul of an Eagle. [Crashes]
"'Rico"': Oh Shit.
"'Kevin Powell"': Rod you okay?
"'Rod Kimble"': [throws up everywhere]
View Quote Cathy: [microphone squeals] 'Voltron?'
Dave: That's me.
Cathy: Oh, hi Dave.
Dave: How you doin Cathy?
Cathy: Why'd you call yourself 'Voltron?'
Dave: I dunno, maybe cos it's SUPER badass
Cathy: ...You're weird.
Dave: Hells yeah I am!
Dave: Hey, Rod, thanks for the ride. [Rod sees a chunk of metal lodged in Dave's eye and they both scream] Dave: Hey, buddy. How's it going? Rod Kimble: Dave, what happened to your eye? Dave: This? Is it really noticeable? Rod Kimble: Yeah! Dave: Is it really noticeable? Rod Kimble: Yeah! Dave: Oh, man, it's totally serendipitous. Well, I got off work early, and you know my buddy Derrick? Well he was like, "I've got this acid, but I can't do it." And I was all like, "Well, I'll do it." So I did it. And by the time I got on my banana board, man, I was... I was tripping balls pretty hard, man. So I decided to get on my bench grinder, and a piece of metal flew up and hit me right in the eye. It was pretty awesome. And that brings us to now. Rod Kimble: Yeah, well, just try and relax. Dave: Can do, man. Can do. I'm gonna be honest with you, Rod. You look like a giant eagle with fire all around you, and you've got a mountain for a face. Rod Kimble: I'm guessing that's the drugs, Dave. Dave: Yeah, but it's also just kind of weird seeing you drive this minivan. Rod Kimble: Yeah, well, it's my mom's. Dave: Balls, man! We just ran over a small bus. This really small bus, we just ran over it. Rod Kimble: I didn't see anything. Dave: Hey, we're here. Seriously, man, this is one of the top-ten nicest things anybody has ever done for me.
View Quote Dave: Oh, whoa, wait, what... Why is Rod kissing his sister, man?
Rico: Uh, Denise isn't his sister.
Dave: She's not?
Kevin Powell: No.
Dave: Aw, man. That just shatters my entire universe.
View Quote Dave: [Quietly] Pools are perfect for holding water man.
Rico: [Filling the pool with the water hose] Man, I don't really know about having a girl on the team, man.
Dave: Alright Rico listen. Um, there's an ancient Italian maxim uh, that roughly translates to, uh "He who is resistant to change is destined to perish". So, why don't you try to open up that mind of yours? You know? It's like, look at Kevin, I mean, he... [Rico sprays him in the face with the hose] Real mature, man.
Rico: Yeah, don't you EVER tell me how to live my life again.
View Quote Denise: Oh, Rod. What were you going to ask me?
Rod Kimble: Oh, right. I was gonna ask you who you think would win in a fight between... a grilled cheese sandwich and a taco.
Denise: Is that what you were really going to ask me?
Rod Kimble: Yes.
Denise: Um, grilled cheese. But only in a fair fight. If it was prison rules, I'd put my money on the taco.
Rod Kimble: Wow, that's pretty racist, but correct.
View Quote Denise: Tai Chi teaches that if you focus your body and mind you'll be able to perform at the peak of your abilities.
Rod Kimble: Yes, Sensei.
Denise: You don't have to call me Sensei, Rod.
Rod Kimble: Got it. Sensei, I have a question: Is there a Tai Chi move that would make a grown man crap his pants and not know why?
Denise: I'm not going to lie to you, Rod. That move does exist. But you're not ready for it yet.
Rod Kimble: As you wish, Sensei.
View Quote Furious Boss: You're a terrible stuntman.
Rod Kimble: What?
Furious Boss: [louder] You're a terrible stuntman.
Rod Kimble: What?
Furious Boss: [screaming] You're a terrible stuntman!
Rod Kimble: Haha, I'm just kidding. I could hear you. It was just really mean.
View Quote Kevin Powell: Hey, Rod, what's that song about grandma getting run over by a reindeer?
Rod Kimble: Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer?
Kevin Powell: No...
View Quote Kevin Powell: So, cool beans?
Rod Kimble: Cool beans.
Kevin Powell: Cool beans.
Rod Kimble: Cool beans.
Kevin Powell: Cool beans.
Rod Kimble: Cool beans.
Kevin Powell: Cool beans.
Rod Kimble: Cool beans.
Kevin Powell: Cool beans.
Rod Kimble: Cool-Cool-
Kevin Powell: Beans-Beans.
Rod Kimble: Cool-
Kevin Powell: Beans.
Rod Kimble: Cool-Cool-
Kevin Powell: Beans-Beans.
Rod Kimble: Cool-
Kevin Powell: Beans.
Rod Kimble: Cool-Cool
Kevin Powell: Beans-Beans.
Rod Kimble: Cool-
Kevin Powell: Beans.
Rod Kimble: Cooooooooooooool-
Kevin Powell: Be-Be-Be-Be-Beans.
Rod Kimble: Cool-Cool
Kevin Powell: Beans-Beans.
Rod Kimble: Cool-
Kevin Powell: Beans.
Rod Kimble: Coo-Coo-Cool
Kevin Powell: Beans-Beans.
Rod Kimble: Cool-
Kevin Powell: Beans.
Rod Kimble: C-C-C-Cool
Kevin Powell: Beans-Beans.
Rod Kimble: Cool-
Kevin Powell: Beans.
Rod Kimble: Cool-Cool
Kevin Powell: Bea-Be-Be-Be-Be.
Rod Kimble: COOL BEANS!
Kevin Powell: So, cool beans?
Rod Kimble: Yeah, cool beans.
View Quote Marie Powell: It's nice to see him smiling again.
Rod Kimble: Yeah, but you know what won't make him smile? [yelling] WHEN I MURDER HIM! [slams door and shatters window on door] And I'm genuinely sorry about the window!
View Quote Richardson: There is no tool in this pool.
View Quote Rico: I had another weird dream last night; this time it was the one where I am fighting like a thousand wizards and the only way to kill them is to punch them as hard as I can in the face, and after I finally finished the last of them all, their wizard wives came out and just wanted me to have sex with them... which is kinda weird.
View Quote Rico: I hope you enjoy the show.
Frank Powell: I can assure you I won't.
View Quote Rico: Oh shit!
Denise: Rod! Are you okay?
Rod Kimble: Ooohhh...the safety word didn't help.
View Quote Rod Kimble: [to Kevin] You're the next Douglas Bubbletrousers!