Chris Parnell movie quotes

7 quotes from 3 movies

Hot Rod (2007) as Barry

View Quote Now I don't want to say that kiss was hot, but if the boner police are here, I demand a lawyer!

View Quote Igloo

View Quote I've got a tattoo here that fully illustrates my point. It's of this rebellious young man, and he's urinating on an FM radio. And then this other stream of urine is going onto that television set. Implausible, I know, but I like to think that he had sex the night before, and a little bit of residue is blocking his urethra, allowing the urine to flow in two separate directions.

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Goosebumps 2: Haunted Halloween (2018) as Walter

View Quote I used to manage a hardware store. [Slappy: Walter, focus, please] Yes.

View Quote [after being possessed by a mask] Serving families is what I do.

Wake Up, Ron Burgundy: The Lost Movie (2004) as Garth

View Quote Garth: Oh, not so good. My kids don't even remember me--