Sam
"Junk" is our middle name!
Goosebumps 2: Haunted Halloween quotes
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Gummy Bear
[as he and his brethren gets sucked in the book, he hangs on for dear life]
You'll never take me alive! [Sam flicks him]
Headless Horseman
[repeated line]
Hyah!
Kathy
[after being possessed by Slappy]
There's my sweet little babies. I just love a family reunion.
Mr. Chu
We are living a Goosebumps story right now?
R. L. Stine
Finally, a new book. [tucks in the final page] Yes. [locks the book, opens the shelf, and places the book on it]
Slappy
[offscreen]
Hello, Papa.
R. L. Stine
[turns around]
Slappy! I thought the book got you.
Slappy
Maybe those others, but not me.
R. L. Stine
[confused]
Why is that?
Slappy
You know I always survive. You wrote me that way. In fact, I wrote my own story while I was gone. And guess what? You're the main character! [laughs evilly]
R. L. Stine
No. [Slappy opens the book] NOOOOOOOOO...! [gets sucked in]
Slappy
[closes the book]
You try living in a book for a while, Papa. [laughs evilly]
Tommy
Someone beam me out of this classroom.
Sergeant Squash
[Sonny's Halloween pumpkins have come to life]
Halt! My orders are to guard this porch!
Sam
No way!
Lead Pumpkin
You like carving pumpkins, huh?! Look what you did to poor Terry!
Terry the Pumpkin
[oval-shaped with a goofy face]
Hiya! I'm round!
Lead Pumpkin
Sergeant Squash, open fire!
Sam
[Sergeant Squash spits seeds at Sonny like a machine gun, while Sam grabs a trashcan lid to shield himself from the Lead Pumpkin's fiery breath]
We need to find another way in!
Sonny
No. This is my house!
Sergeant Squash
[Sonny stomps on Sergeant Squash's helmet, smashing him]
I'm hit! Medic!
Lead Pumpkin
[Sonny grabs the Lead Pumpkin and lifts him up]
Whaddaya doing?! Put me down!
Terry the Pumpkin
Hiya! Happy Easter!
[Sonny smashes them both]
Sam
[about Kathy]
I've never seen your mom that mad.
R. L. Stine
[about saving the world with his typewriter]
It's been done before. Once before. Maybe twice. Maybe more.
Walter
[after being possessed by a mask]
Serving families is what I do.
Slappy
[after the credits]
Slappy Halloween. [laughs evilly]
Slappy
[as he punches the windshield]
I just want to be part of the family!
R. L. Stine
[finishes writing]
Finally, a new book.
Slappy
[from trailer]
Did you miss me?