R. L. Stine
My first book? [holds the book] You realize I wrote this when I was around your age. More of an amateur work, really, but I'm sure you'll all agree it shows an undeniable promise of a brilliant young writer.
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[gets out of his car]
Oh no. Not...Haunted Halloween. [sees a skeleton chasing people] Oh, my writing was so cliché back then. [sees a red balloon] I knew it! I knew I came up with that first! [sees the Tesla tower, refers to Slappy] That clever little dummy's writing his own ending. Not in my book he's not.
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R. L. Stine
[about saving the world with his typewriter]
It's been done before. Once before. Maybe twice. Maybe more.
R. L. Stine
The transmutation process seems to have wiped their memories clean. All those who were affected won't remember a thing.
R. L. Stine
Kids falling from the sky. My work here is done.
R. L. Stine
All the horrors of the world can't compare to the terrors of a blank page.
R. L. Stine
[finishes writing]
Finally, a new book.
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Finally, a new book. [tucks in the final page] Yes. [locks the book, opens the shelf, and places the book on it]
Slappy
[offscreen]
Hello, Papa.
R. L. Stine
[turns around]
Slappy! I thought the book got you.
Slappy
Maybe those others, but not me.
R. L. Stine
[confused]
Why is that?
Slappy
You know I always survive. You wrote me that way. In fact, I wrote my own story while I was gone. And guess what? You're the main character! [laughs evilly]
R. L. Stine
No. [Slappy opens the book] NOOOOOOOOO...! [gets sucked in]
Slappy
[closes the book]
You try living in a book for a while, Papa. [laughs evilly]
