A character in Hot Rod (2007)

Kevin Powell quotes from Hot Rod (2007)

Jorma Taccone
Played by Jorma Taccone Hot Rod (2007) · 62 quotes

3rd most-quoted character in Hot Rod (2007): in 9 of its 62 quotes
Most scenes with: Rod Kimble (6), Rico (3), Dave (3)

A line from Kevin Powell

It's bouncing around the Web like a beach ball at a Nickelback concert.

More lines from Kevin Powell

1 quote

Scenes with Kevin Powell

7 scenes

I thought it would be fun if we all went around and said our name and a little something about ourselves. I'll start. My name is Rod and I like to party. Alright. Dave, you're up.

Uh, hi, uh, my name is Dave, and, uh, I like to party.

Uh, no Dave. I just said that I party so maybe you could do something different from me.

My name is Dave, and I am the stuntman.

You know what, let's move on. Rico, you're up.

Uh, hello. I'm Rico and I like to party.

Yeah, uh, Rico, what'd I just say to Dave?

Who?

Dave.

Kevin Powell

I like to party, and I'm Rod.

No, you're Kevin!

Kevin Powell

Right. Kevin. I party.

No. No you don't. Okay, nobody parties but me.

Yes. And we party.

Yeah, just Rod.

Yes!

And me.

No! I'm the only one who parties!

Kevin Powell

I'm pretty sure I've partied before.

No, Kevin, I know for a fact you don't party. Okay, you do NOT party!

Kevin Powell

You're right. Dave is the party guy.

Huh-huh, sweet.

Oh my god, shut up! Okay, I'm just gonna do it for you. Denise, this is the crew. Dave's the mechanic, Rico makes the ramps, and Kevin is team manager slash videographer. None of them party, right? Got it? Okay. Let's party.

My safe word will be whiskey [enunciates the h].

Kevin Powell
[confused]

Sorry, Rod, what was that?

[same pronunciation]

Whiskey.

Kevin Powell
[still confused]

Don't you mean whiskey?

Hwhat?

Kevin Powell

You're saying it weird.

Saying hwhat hweird?

Kevin Powell

All of it.

Hwhere do you get off?

Kevin Powell

I just don't get why you're saying it that way.

Hwhy am I saying hwhat hwhat hway?

Kevin Powell

Forget it.

I hwill! I hwill forget it!

Kevin Powell

Hey, Rod, what's that song about grandma getting run over by a reindeer?

Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer?

Kevin Powell

No...

Your video made me look like an idiot.

Kevin Powell

I didn't mean to.

What was it Kev? Jealousy? You couldn't take everyone loving my stunts and thinking you're short?

Kevin Powell

I'm not short...

YES, YOU ARE.

Kevin Powell

NO, I'M NOT!

Kevin Powell

So, cool beans?

Cool beans.

Kevin Powell

Cool beans.

Cool beans.

Kevin Powell

Cool beans.

Cool beans.

Kevin Powell

Cool beans.

Cool beans.

Kevin Powell

Cool beans.

Cool-Cool-

Kevin Powell

Beans-Beans.

Cool-

Kevin Powell

Beans.

Cool-Cool-

Kevin Powell

Beans-Beans.

Cool-

Kevin Powell

Beans.

Cool-Cool

Kevin Powell

Beans-Beans.

Cool-

Kevin Powell

Beans.

Cooooooooooooool-

Kevin Powell

Be-Be-Be-Be-Beans.

Cool-Cool

Kevin Powell

Beans-Beans.

Cool-

Kevin Powell

Beans.

Coo-Coo-Cool

Kevin Powell

Beans-Beans.

Cool-

Kevin Powell

Beans.

C-C-C-Cool

Kevin Powell

Beans-Beans.

Cool-

Kevin Powell

Beans.

Cool-Cool

Kevin Powell

Bea-Be-Be-Be-Be.

COOL BEANS!

Kevin Powell

So, cool beans?

Yeah, cool beans.

Oh, whoa, wait, what... Why is Rod kissing his sister, man?

Uh, Denise isn't his sister.

She's not?

Kevin Powell

No.

Aw, man. That just shatters my entire universe.

[Opens up the box with the new stuntman uniform]

No Way!

Kevin Powell

You're gonna look like a champion Rod.

You guys, this thing is NUMBER ONE!!

Kevin Powell

Wait Rod, there's more.

Ye-ye-yeah uh, we were uh, worried that the moped might not be uh, fast enough to clear the jump so uh, [pulls back curtain to reveal motorcycle]

No way. Whoa, Dave, this thing is NUMBER ONE!!

Now I know she doesn't look like much, but trust me man, shes got some kick, a lot.

Alright.

There's one more thing Rod. I know how you like explosions and showmanship and stuff, so I rigged the whole jump with fireworks.

Cool!

And I got you this rock [presents him with a small rock wrapped in a bow] to represent ALL my hard work.

[less enthused]

Oh, cool Rico. [grabs rock from Rico's palm] that's number one.

Yeah, you could pretty much just toss that after the fireworks go off, it's cool.

Thanks, thanks all of you.

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