You look pretty.
What was that?
Uh, I said you look shitty. Goodnight!
Rod Kimble
Andy Samberg · 38 quotes
Rico
Danny McBride · 14 quotes
Kevin Powell
Jorma Taccone · 9 quotes
Denise
Isla Fisher · 7 quotes
Frank Powell
Ian McShane · 7 quotes
Dave
Bill Hader · 5 quotes
Barry
Chris Parnell · 4 quotes
Most scenes together: Rod Kimble & Kevin Powell (6), Rod Kimble & Denise (6), Rod Kimble & Rico (4)
Hot Rod quotes
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Scrooge
Ho-ho-ho! A cooked goose for everyone! Ha-ha-ha!
It's Ebenezer Scrooge!
Scrooge
Yes! A cooked goose! Ha-ha-haaaaa!
But I still to kick your ass (Frank). How can I do that if you're dead??
Cool beans.
Hahahahahahahaa... I'ma go drop some dumpage.
Have fun being married to SATAN!
He's your real dad so he automatically loves you. But I'm his step-son, I have to earn it.
I don't even cry, and look at me, you're about to make tears come outta my face!
I go to church every goddamn Sunday! You gonna bring the demons outta me?
I need to go to my quiet place!
I needed to think last night. So I galloped into a wooded glen, and after punch dancing out my rage and suffering an extremely long and very painful fall, I realized what has to be done.
I'd rather die than live in a world where I can't kick your ass.
I'm freakin pumped! I've been drinking green tea all goddamn day!
I'm officially kicking off Phase Two: Operation Fiscal Jackhammer.
I've got a tattoo here that fully illustrates my point. It's of this rebellious young man, and he's urinating on an FM radio. And then this other stream of urine is going onto that television set. Implausible, I know, but I like to think that he had sex the night before, and a little bit of residue is blocking his urethra, allowing the urine to flow in two separate directions.