John DiMaggio movie quotes
29 quotes from 5 movies
Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010) as The Joker
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[Talking from afar] It's gonna be a sleepover, right?, I packed my toothbrush.
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[after finishing beating Robin] Okay, kiddo, I gotta go. It's been fun, though, right? [silence from Robin] Well, maybe a smidge more fun for me than you. I'm just guessing since you're being awful quiet. Anyway, be a good boy, finish your homework, and be in bed by nine. And, hey, please tell the big man I said..."hello". [laughs hysterically]
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[tossed to the floor in an apartment in Crime Alley, after being captured by Red Hood] So, what's the plan? Slumber party? Charades? A little Truth or Dare? Yes! I'll start with "dare"! [Red Hood unzips his gym bag and pulls out a crowbar] Or maybe I'll just go with "truth"...
Kim Possible Movie: So the Drama (2005) as Drakken
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Okay, maybe she IS all that...
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Farewell, Kim Possible! Farewell... what's his name again? Whatever, you know who you are!
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Kim Possible and her sidekick...! Whose name escapes me.
The Madagascar Penguins in a Christmas Caper (2005) as Rico
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Skipper: He's in trouble.
Rico: [starts to light a stick of dynamite] Kaboom!
Skipper: Lay her down, soldier. We're in observation mode.
Rico: [starts to light a stick of dynamite] Kaboom!
Skipper: Lay her down, soldier. We're in observation mode.
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Skipper: Shitake mushrooms! No more Mr Cute and Cuddly!
Rico: Kaboom, kaboom, kaboom!
Skipper: Rico! Enough with the dynamite, already.
Rico: [sighs disappointedly] Aaah.
Rico: Kaboom, kaboom, kaboom!
Skipper: Rico! Enough with the dynamite, already.
Rico: [sighs disappointedly] Aaah.
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Kowalski: Yule log engaged.
Skipper: All right, boys! Stand by for eggnog!
Kowalski: Aye aye, Skipper!
Rico: EGGNOG!
Skipper: Private?
Private: I'll pass, thank you.
Skipper and Kowalski: [in unison] Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
Skipper: Well done, Rico! This guy can really hold his nog.
Skipper: 21:10 hours, boys! Engage cranberries! [Rico is playing the "Knife game" at the table] Rico! Not at the table. [noticing a problem] Hold on a second! Something's missing!
Kowalski: Cranberries: check! Eggnog: check!
Skipper: Give me a headcount.
Kowalski: [grabs abacus] We have three heads, sir!
Skipper: Where's the private?!
Kowalski: Unknown, sir! It would appear that he's [grabs milk carton] missing!
[Kowalski shows milk carton with a big 'missing' advert for the private]
Skipper: Missing? Hoover Dam! Wait, there he is. He just went to bed. [pulls off sheets, revealing a bowling pin underneath] What the...?! [slapping the pin] What have you done with Private? Talk, Mister!
Kowalski: Skipper! Over here!
Skipper: [to pin] I'll deal with you later.
Kowalski: Oh, no. He must be out there all by himself.
Skipper: He's one of us, men. You all know the Penguin Credo.
Kowalski: Never bathe in hot oil and Bisquick?
Skipper: No. [Rico speaks Japanese gibberish] No, that's the Walrus Credo. It's "Never swim alone." Private's out there all by himself, and we never leave one of our own.
Kowalski and Rico: Oh, yeah.
Skipper: Now let's go.
Private: Oh, that's perfect! Just the thing for a sad polar bear.
Skipper: All right, boys! Stand by for eggnog!
Kowalski: Aye aye, Skipper!
Rico: EGGNOG!
Skipper: Private?
Private: I'll pass, thank you.
Skipper and Kowalski: [in unison] Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
Skipper: Well done, Rico! This guy can really hold his nog.
Skipper: 21:10 hours, boys! Engage cranberries! [Rico is playing the "Knife game" at the table] Rico! Not at the table. [noticing a problem] Hold on a second! Something's missing!
Kowalski: Cranberries: check! Eggnog: check!
Skipper: Give me a headcount.
Kowalski: [grabs abacus] We have three heads, sir!
Skipper: Where's the private?!
Kowalski: Unknown, sir! It would appear that he's [grabs milk carton] missing!
[Kowalski shows milk carton with a big 'missing' advert for the private]
Skipper: Missing? Hoover Dam! Wait, there he is. He just went to bed. [pulls off sheets, revealing a bowling pin underneath] What the...?! [slapping the pin] What have you done with Private? Talk, Mister!
Kowalski: Skipper! Over here!
Skipper: [to pin] I'll deal with you later.
Kowalski: Oh, no. He must be out there all by himself.
Skipper: He's one of us, men. You all know the Penguin Credo.
Kowalski: Never bathe in hot oil and Bisquick?
Skipper: No. [Rico speaks Japanese gibberish] No, that's the Walrus Credo. It's "Never swim alone." Private's out there all by himself, and we never leave one of our own.
Kowalski and Rico: Oh, yeah.
Skipper: Now let's go.
Private: Oh, that's perfect! Just the thing for a sad polar bear.
Transformers: Age of Extinction (2014) as Crosshairs
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Crosshairs: [After explaining how to shoot the guns] Good luck.
Cade: Where are you going?
Crosshairs: To lay some hate.
Cade: Where are you going?
Crosshairs: To lay some hate.
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Optimus: They’re in trouble.
Crosshairs: Nah! This isn’t our fight! I’m done being an underdog. Underdogs suck! I say they get what they deserve. What’s the play, Prime?
Optimus: It’s time for reinforcements. [Enters the ship’s armory and approaches a sword] Recognize one of your Knights.
[Unsheathes the sword and then uses it to free Grimlock, who growls]
Optimus: [In Cybertronian] The legend exists.
Crosshairs: Nah! This isn’t our fight! I’m done being an underdog. Underdogs suck! I say they get what they deserve. What’s the play, Prime?
Optimus: It’s time for reinforcements. [Enters the ship’s armory and approaches a sword] Recognize one of your Knights.
[Unsheathes the sword and then uses it to free Grimlock, who growls]
Optimus: [In Cybertronian] The legend exists.
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[After taming and mounting on Grimlock]
Optimus: Autobots, we’re going to prove who we are and why we’re here!
Crosshairs: Ah, you just want to die for the guy. That’s leadership. Or brainwashing, or something.
Drift: No. That’s Optimus Prime!
[The other Dinobots transform to their beast forms.]
Optimus: Autobots, we charge together! Now roll out!
Optimus: Autobots, we’re going to prove who we are and why we’re here!
Crosshairs: Ah, you just want to die for the guy. That’s leadership. Or brainwashing, or something.
Drift: No. That’s Optimus Prime!
[The other Dinobots transform to their beast forms.]
Optimus: Autobots, we charge together! Now roll out!
Kim Possible: A Sitch in Time (2003) as Drakken
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You think you're all that... blah blah blahbitty blah.
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Drakken: When young Kim Possible goes on her first mission we'll make sure she fails. This time her spirit will be crushed!
Killigan: Uh, we tried crushing her spirit. Can we nay simply crush her?
Monkey Fist: I'm with the mad golfer on this one.
Ron: Um, excuse me scary orb thing where are you taking us?
Floating Robot: The attitude adjustment center.
Kim: Isn't that the high school?
Floating Robot: Prepare to be drained of all individuality and spirit
Ron: Yep, high school.
Killigan: Uh, we tried crushing her spirit. Can we nay simply crush her?
Monkey Fist: I'm with the mad golfer on this one.
Ron: Um, excuse me scary orb thing where are you taking us?
Floating Robot: The attitude adjustment center.
Kim: Isn't that the high school?
Floating Robot: Prepare to be drained of all individuality and spirit
Ron: Yep, high school.
