Dooley, what is it about me that makes you so passionate?
Dooley
Well, it's not your looks, Lyman. I guess it's your job.
And knowing your methods of law enforcement, I don't suppose that you have a search warrant?
Dooley
Dog ate it. You can hang around his tail for an hour.
Do you know you have an animal growing out of your pants?
Dooley
Thanks, hon. I also have a dog here.
There he is, the best nose on the force. He could stick that snout in the wind right now and lead you to a stash in the middle of Tijuana.
Dooley
Listen, I gotta be up front with you. I got a real bad feeling about this dog.
Hey, tough shit. That's all I got. Not I want you to take care.
Dooley
Don't worry about the dog.
It's not the dog I'm worried about.
Dooley
I want you to know that I'm the officer in charge here, Michael Dooley not Jerry Lee.
Dooley
Don't you ever... [pause] *ever* pull anything like that again, without talking to me first.
Dooley
You lost it in there you know that, you lost control, we could be killed. :[pause] I needed you back here.
Dooley
What if they ran out? [pause] You could've got them here. You understand?
Dooley
Well, it's not the Eyewitness News Team. [flames erupt underneath Dooley's car] I think somebody is mad at me. [Dooley's car explodes] DEFINITELY somebody is mad at me.
Dooley
Alright, let's get one thing straight: The woman is mine! Now we're both members of the animal kingdom. You know that and I know that. And we both know that this thing is really primal. So if you think you're such a badass, you just try that one more time and you're gonna end up in a pet cemetery! You remember the movie Old Yeller? You remember when they shot him in the end? I didn't cry! Now come on!