The Pebble and the Penguin 1995 quotes

27 quotes · 4 characters
The Pebble and the Penguin (1995) poster
Characters
Hubie Martin Short · 8 quotes
Rocko Jim Belushi · 8 quotes
Drake Tim Curry · 7 quotes
Marina Annie Golden · 7 quotes

Most scenes together: Hubie & Rocko (3)

The Pebble and the Penguin quotes

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Marina doesn't know about that yet, but she's going to be my wife! Our children will be the strongest, the smartest, the bravest... not to mention the best-looking. Why, they'll be just like me! [(evil laughs, then his servants join in. He growls at them to stop)] I'm telling ya, boys. Marina is as good as mine!

So, Marina. When shall I announce our engagement? Today? Tommorrow? Wednesday?

So, nerd. I hear you wanna be a big ladies' man. [(Hubie nods nervously)] Humph! Marina is mine!

[(bullies Hubie)]

Wake up and smell the seaweed, you little fool! Nobody's gonna marry a loser like you. Now give me that stupid pebble!

Hey Rocko, I guess this means we put our differences on ice. [(laughs)] Get it, huh? "Put our differences on ice?"

Rocko, there's something you should know. Waldo...Waldo isn't real [(Rocko's face is shocked)] I needed to you to show me the way home. I didn't think you'll do it if I asked. So... So I made up stories about a make-believe-guy named Waldo. [(Rocko is angry and punch his fist together)] Well, say something.

[(wishing upon a star)]

Star Light, Star Bright, The first star I see tonight; I wish I may, I wish I might, Have the wish I wish tonight.

Pola

Marina, Hubie is gone. Face it. Foreget him.

Priscilla

Why don't you just marry Drake?

No, Priscilla. I think Hubie is still out there somewhere. And he'll come home right on time for the Full Moon Mating ceromony.

Pola

Are you saying you wanna marry him?

I do.

Priscilla

How could you possibly choose a wimp like Hubie, over a hunk like Drake.

Hubie is a sweetheart. He's generous, and kind... He's always thoughtful of others...

[escapes from the Leopard Seal]

You idiot! You almost got me killed! What's the matter with you?! You risk your life to get back to that chick and give her that blasted pebble! You're crazy! You're insane! YOU'RE AMAZING!

I'll give it three days tops and you'll be in the belly of anything from a killer whale, to a sardine.

You're either the greatest romantic hero of all time... or you're the stupidiest penguin who's ever lived!