A character in The Wild (2006)

Ryan quotes from The Wild (2006)

Greg Cipes

6th most-quoted character in The Wild (2006): in 6 of its 37 quotes
Most scenes with: Samson (6), Benny (2)

Scenes with Ryan

6 scenes
Samson
[first lines]

So there I was, face to face with the biggest, meanest leopard on this side of the Serengeti, and...

Ryan

You roared so loud, his spots flew clean off. Dad, I've heard this like a billion times.

Samson

Uh, do you know the one where I made the laughing hyenas...

Ryan

Cry? Yep.

Samson

The croc attack?

Ryan

Dad.

Samson

Okay, think.

Ryan

Yeah, you do that.

Samson

All right, Mr. Smart Guy. Here's one I know you haven't heard. It all started in the little place I like to call... The Wild.

Ryan

So, what did you do next?

Samson

What did I do?

Ryan

Yeah.

Samson

That's when I gave them the roar.

Ryan

That's it?

Samson

Hold on a sec. I only thought it was over. But they had the secret weapon. He was the largest wildebeest I've ever seen. He was 14 feet tall!

Ryan

Fourteen?

Samson

I meant 1,401 feet tall!

Ryan

Cool.

Samson

And he had two... No, four of the largest horns I'd ever seen. This breath was red hot! I mean, green. And he hated the environment. To pull this off, I knew I was gonna have to dig deep, deeper than I ever had before. So I swallowed my fear, sucked in the largest breath I could.

Ryan

Dad, I'm ready!

Samson

You got it?

Ryan

I got it! I got it!

Samson

Well, let him have it! Roar, son!

Ryan
[Ryan had accidentally caused a stampede at a curling game. Samson angrily glares at him] [nervously]

I told you I'd come to the game. [chuckles]

Samson
[enraged]

You think this is funny? You just endangered everyone in the zoo!

Ryan

I'm sorry.

Samson

For what? Chasing the Gazelles or costing us the game? All you do is sit up in your tree and sulk!

Ryan

If you would just…

Samson

I mean, what is it? What's the problem? Is all of this because you can't roar?

Samson
[Everyone gasps, Ryan looks hurt. Samson's eyes widen in worry about what he angrily said to him.]

Ryan, I didn't mean that.

Ryan

You know what I'm doing when I'm sulking up in my tree? I'm thinking how great it would be if Samson the Wild wasn't my father.

Samson

Huh? Ryan, I… I didn't…

Ryan

'Cause it would make being Ryan the Lame a whole lot easier. [angrily runs off]

Samson

Ryan, I'm sorry. Ryan! Please don't… leave.

[shows up]

Bye, Ryan! Thanks for coming to the game. And you were worried he wouldn't show up.

Truck driver

OK, they're all loaded up! You don't think I know? Let's get movin'!

Ryan
[Ryan is kidnapped and loaded onto a semi-trailer truck.]

I change my mind! I don't wanna go! Help!

Samson
[Sam hears his son calling for help.]

Ryan?

Ryan

Help me!

Samson

Watch out!

[Sam runs past his friends.]

Sam?

Wait for us!

Ryan
[They follow after Samson and investigate.]

Dad!

Samson

Ryan!

Ryan

Dad! Don't let them take me! No!

Samson

Ryan! No!

Ryan

Dad! Help me!

Samson

Ryan!

Samson
[Everyone watched as Ryan was taken away.]

Benny, we need that truck followed.

Check.

Samson

Get me... the pigeons.

Hamir

Aaahh! I am wanting snake eyes! Come on, baby. Come on, just throw it. Aaahh? Hamir! You are the great loser of all time! What offerings must I make, I wonder?

Hamir! Hamir! Get a grip on yourself!

Hamir

Aaahh! Benny! I am needing till Friday before I am paying you back!

No, no. It's Ryan. He's in one of those green boxes and they took him away in a truck! We've got to find him!

Ryan

I can't even roar. How would you even know I'm there?

Samson

So you really think it dropped an octave?

Absolutely. Hmph. What the heck is an octave?

Samson
[sighs]
Ryan

I heard that.

Samson

Those boxes are bad news. Stay away.

Ryan

But, Dad…

Samson

Listen, I know you're frustrated, but a lion finds his roar…

Both

Here.

Ryan

I'm… I'm so tired of hearing that, Dad!

Samson

Hey! Hey, Ryan. Listen, I'm heading down to the game. I'm gonna see you there, right? Come on, Ryan, we need you. You're our biggest fan.

Rhino

Yo, Samson! Ha, I'm your number one fan, man! Whoo!

Samson

Thanks, man! Right back at ya!

Ryan

You were saying, Dad?

Samson

Ryan, listen. About this afternoon, I was just trying...

Ryan

Dad, fine. I'll go to your game, all right?

Samson

OK. I'll, uh... see you there, then.

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