BJ Billie Joe Armstrong
[At a concert, Green Day are being extremely well received by the citizens of Springfield]
Well, thanks a lot for coming. We've been playing for three and a half hours, and now we'd like just a minute of your time to say something about the environment!
[The crowd is silent for a moment and then starts booing and throwing garbage]
Shut up and play!
BG Barney Gumble
Preachy!
MD Mike Dirnt
We're not being preachy!
TC Tr? Cool
But the pollution in your lake, it's dissolving our barge!
I thought they touched on a vital issue.
Moe I beg to differ. [throws a rock through the bass drum and hits Tr? Cool in the crotch]
MD Mike Dirnt
[The barge continues to dissolve and starts sinking.]
Gentlemen, it's been an honor playing with you tonight.
[The band members bring out violins and play Nearer, My God, to Thee as the barge sinks in a Titanic-like manner]
[talking about the pollution of Lake Springfield while trying to work a faulty scissorlift]
Am I getting through to anyone?
Hell yeah! We need a new one of those things!
MQ Mayor Quimby
All in favor of the new scissorlift say aye.
No! This lake is just one piece of trash away from a toxic nightmare! But I knew you wouldn't listen, so I took the liberty of pouring water from the lake in all your drinking glasses.
Moe [Everyone spits out their water in disgust]
This is why we should hate kids!
MQ Mayor Quimby
This is serious, people! No more dumping in the lake! I hereby declare a state of emergency: CODE BLACK!
LL Lenny Leonard
[The crowd gasps]
Black?! That's the worst color there is! [to Carl] No offense there, Carl.
[not even shaken]
Nah, I get it all the time.
SM Sideshow Mel
[After the dome is placed over Springfield] [hitting the dome with his bone]
What ruthless madmen could have done this to us?!
The United States Government. [appears on a holographic screen on the side of the dome] My name is Russ Cargill. I'm head of the EPA.
Moe [Everyone murmurs in confusion]
The what?
The Environmental Protection Agency.
Look, I'm a man on a big TV! Just listen! Springfield has become...
RS Random Springfield Citizen
Woo! Springfield!
...the most polluted city in the history of the planet.
To prevent your poisons from spreading, the government has sealed you all within this dome. Believe me, it's the last thing we wanted to do. I mean, I do own the company that made the dome, but that's beside the point.
Moe What, are you telling us we're trapped like rats?!
No, rats couldn't be trapped this easily. You're trapped like... carrots.
Wait! We couldn't be more polluted - everyone stopped dumping in the lake.
Apparently, someone didn't get the message.
[to Plopper]
Act natural.
Hey, buddy, sooner or later, people are gonna come by and discover this!
You don't need to worry about that. We found a way to take you off the map.
GV GPS Voice
[cuts to a man in his car with a GPS map]
Coming up on your right... [Springfield is removed from the map] nothing.
[He jumps from treehouse into sinkhole, giving the irate mob the finger, only to realize he's too fat to sink through smoothly]
Uh-oh. [tries to dig his way deeper]
Moe The top of his head is still showing. Claw at it!
[Random people claw at Homer's head before it disappears. Groundskeeper Willie's rake also scrapes it, and Nelson's red arrow is embedded in it (his laugh is heard too).]
Moe [Wearing a blue robe with a traffic cone on his head and ammunition belts strapped over his chest]
Well, I don't mean to brag, but I am now the Emperor of Springfield.
B Barney
[offscreen]
No you're not! [tosses a Molotov cocktail at Moe]
Moe Yes I am! [throws it back to Barney, where it explodes offscreen]
B Barney
[offscreen, submissive]
Okay. Hail Emperor.
N Narrator
[It starts with a bunny dancing to Dance of the Sugar-Plum Fairy with a bunch of flowers dancing as well]
In a time when computer animation brings us worlds of unsurpassed beauty.... one film dares to be ugly.
Moe [The title slams the bunny]
The Simpsons Movie, in 2-D! Uh, the bunny's not breathin'.
[The wrecking ball is about to wreck the truck, but barely touches it; it smashes on Homer instead and smashes on many billboards then stops. In theaters worldwide, July 27, 2007. It then smashed again by a rock and the tie cut itself and gets slammed] [weakly]
This film is not yet rated.
[thesimpsons.com, is below]
N Narrator
[It starts with a bunny dancing to Dance of the Sugar-Plum Fairy with a bunch of flowers dancing as well]
In a time when computer animation brings us worlds of unsurpassed beauty... one film dares to be ugly.
Moe [The title slams the bunny]
The Simpsons Movie, in 2-D! Uh, the bunny's not breathin'.
[Homer gets the hammer in the eye, causing him to yell in pain and Bart laughs. In theaters worldwide, July 27, 2007]
Steady. Steady...
[He falls through the roof] [weakly]
This film is not yet rated.
[thesimpsons.com, is below]
