Agnes Skinner
[after Bart skateboards past her in the nude]
Don't look where I'm pointing!
Homer
Dan Castellaneta · 47 quotes
Bart
Nancy Cartwright · 23 quotes
Marge
Julie Kavner · 23 quotes
Lisa
Yeardley Smith · 16 quotes
Production quotes
12 quotes
Moe
Hank Azaria · 7 quotes
Grandpa
6 quotes
Krusty
Dan Castellaneta · 5 quotes
Ned
Harry Shearer · 5 quotes
Russ Cargill
Albert Brooks · 5 quotes
Carl
Hank Azaria · 3 quotes
Chief Wiggum
Hank Azaria · 3 quotes
Lou
Hank Azaria · 3 quotes
Mr. Burns
Harry Shearer · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Homer & Bart (15), Homer & Marge (14), Homer & Lisa (8)
The Simpsons Movie quotes
Page 1 of 8[After seeing the Simpson family (along with their house) disappear down the sinkhole]
Well... they're China's problem now.
Chief Wiggum [chasing the nude Bart] Stop in the name of American squeamishness!
Government Employee
Hey, everybody, I found one! THE GOVERNMENT ACTUALLY FOUND SOMEONE WE'RE LOOKING FOR!!! YEAH, BABY, YEAH!!!
Grampa
[Witnessing his own prophecy coming true]
That crazy old man in church was right!
[To Bart, after he skateboards in the nude]
Listen, kid, no one likes wearing clothes in public. But, you know, it's the law!
[After Lisa reveals that she put polluted water from Lake Springfield in everyone's drinking glasses]
This is why we should hate kids!
So... you want some of my electricity, do you? Well, for once the rich white man is in control! I have two buttons behind this desk: one will supply your town with power, the other releases the hounds. Reach me. Make me your brother.
Nelson Muntz
[as some students from Springfield Elementary prepare to use bows to fire arrows at the Simpsons]
I'm using a red arrow, so I know who I kill!
Ralph Wiggum
[after Bart goes past him in the nude on his skateboard]
I like men now!
Ticker
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Announcer
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Announcer
[Cut to an early version of "The Simpsons Movie" logo on a purple background]
The Simpsons Movie, opening worldwide, July 27, 2007.
Did you see that?
Yes, they're going to destroy Springfield. But we're going to stop them. Homie, get your clothes on. Homie?
I'm happy here. Screw Springfield!
Marge, those people chased us with pitchforks and torches. Torches! At 4 in the afternoon!
It was 7 at night.
It was during Access Hollywood.
Which is on at 4 and 7?
D'oh!
Dad, how can you turn your back on everyone who loved us?
Flanders helped us when we were in trouble.
Who cares what Flanders did? He's not your father.
I wish he was.
You don't mean that. You worship me.
Oh, yeah? Look what I did to your picture. Look at it. Howdily-doodily. Howdily-doodily. Howdily-doodily.
Diddily-diddily.
Bart, stop it! Leave this to me. Homer, in every marriage, you get one chance to say: "I need you to do this with me."
That is the stupidest thing I have ever heard.
Homer Simpson!
We're saving Springfield!
Listen to me, all of you. We are staying. We have a great life in Alaska and we're never going back to America again. I have spoken! Hmph!
Come on, Bomb-Disarming Robot, you're our only hope!
Bomb-Disarming Robot Red wire... blue wire... black is usually the ground... ehh... so much pressure... PRESSURE!!!! [grabs Wiggum's pistol and shoots himself in the head]
He'd been talking about it, but I never took him seriously!