The Simpsons Movie 2007 quotes, page 2

I'm Colin.

Lisa

I haven't seen you at school.

Just moved from Ireland. My dad's a musician.

Lisa

Is he--

He's not Bono.

Lisa

I just thought, because you're Irish and you care about...

He's not Bono.

Lisa

Do you play?

Just piano, guitar, trumpet, drums, and bass.

Lisa

He's pure gold! For once in your life, be cool!

So, is your name as pretty as your face?

You okay there? [Lisa continues heavily and wheezily giggling.]

Comic Book Guy

Excuse me! My heinie is dipping.

I'm afraid we lost them, sir.

Damn it! [throws the binoculars at the dome, but it bounces back and hits him in the face] Ow! Well, then you find 'em, and you get 'em back in the dome! And to make sure nobody else gets out, I want roving death squads around the perimeter 24-7! I want 10,000 tough guys, and I want 10,000 soft guys to make the tough guys look tougher! And here's how I want them arranged: tough, tough, soft, tough, soft, soft, tough, tough, soft, soft, tough, soft!

Sir, I'm afraid you've gone mad with power.

Of course I have. You ever tried going mad without power? It's boring, no one listens to you.

Marge

Bart, are you drinking whiskey?

Bart

I'm troubled.

Marge

Bart!

Bart

I promise, I'll stop tomorrow.

Marge

You'll stop right now! You come back here, little man! [Bart drinks a bottle and runs around the room]

Bart

I miss Flanders. There, I've said it.

Marge

Where's your father?

Lisa

He went out. Let's quickly rebuild our lives while he's gone.

I'm afraid we lost them, sir.

Dammit!!!

Well then you find 'em, and you get 'em back in the dome! And to make sure nobody else gets out, I want roving death squads around the perimeter 24-7! I want 10,000 tough guys, and I want 10,000 soft guys to make the tough guys look tougher! And here's how I want them arranged: tough, soft, tough, tough, soft, tough, soft, soft, tough, tough, soft, soft, tough, soft.

Sir, I'm afraid you've gone mad with power.

Of course I have. Have you ever tried going mad without power? It's boring, no one listens to you!

Homer?! What the hell are you doing now?

Homer

Risking my life to save people I hate for reasons I don't quite understand. Gotta go!

Homer

Homer do good?

Bart

Actually, you doomed us all... again. Nice knowing you, Homer! [storms off]

Homer

Ohhhh, I can't do anything right! [kicks the bomb, causing it to go from 8:31 to 4:11 minutes remaining]

Krusty

GET OUTTA HERE!
[The crowd boos Homer and throws rocks and stuff at him]

Homer

So long, losers!

Homer

Uh-oh. [tries to dig his way deeper]

Moe

The top of his head is still showing. Claw at it!
[Random people claw at Homer's head before it disappears. Groundskeeper Willie's rake also scrapes it, and Nelson's red arrow is embedded in it (his laugh is heard too).]

Homer

Steady, steady… steady…

Bart

Uh, Dad? [Hands Homer some safety googles]

Homer

Thanks, boy. Steady… [pounds in a nail] Woo Hoo! [realises where he pounded the nail: onto his ankle] Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!

Bart

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Lisa

Am I getting through to anyone?

Krusty

Hell yeah! We need a new one of those things!

All in favor of the new scissorlift say aye.

Aye!

Lisa

No! This lake is just one piece of trash away from a toxic nightmare! But I knew you wouldn't listen, so I took the liberty of pouring water from the lake in all your drinking glasses.

Moe

This is why we should hate kids!

This is serious, people! No more dumping in the lake! I hereby declare a state of emergency: CODE BLACK!

Black?! That's the worst color there is! [to Carl] No offense there, Carl.

Carl

Nah, I get it all the time.

Lisa

Milhouse, you don't care about the environment.

Hey, I am VERY passionate about the Planet!

Say Global Warming is a myth!

It's a myth, further study is needed!

That's for selling out your beliefs. [runs off]

Marge

Ugh, it's leaking! [drips of feces are falling from the top of the silo to the ground]

Homer

It's not leaking, it's overflowing.

Marge

He filled up the silo in just two days?!

Homer

Well, I helped.

Marge

Bart, are you drinking whiskey?

Bart

I'm troubled.

Marge

Bart!

Bart

I promise I'll stop tomorrow.

Marge

You'll stop right now!!!

Bart

I miss Flanders. There, I said it! [passes out]

Marge

Homer, you have to go out there, face that mob, and apologize for what you did.

Homer

I would, but I'm afraid that if I open the door, they'll take all of you.

Carl

No we won't. We just want Homer!

Homer

Well maybe not you... but they'll kill Grandpa!

I'm part of the mob!

Marge

You can take Spider-Pig with you.

Homer

He's not Spider-Pig anymore, he's Harry Plopper.
[Plopper is shown with Harry Potter-like glasses, brown hair and a lightning bolt scar]

Homer Simpson, do you know why you are here?

Homer

Because my family cares more about other people than they do about me.

Drink this liquid. [pours some medicine into Homer's mouth]

Homer

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!! More, please. [the medicine woman pours more medicine into his mouth]