Homer
[Homer re-shingles the roof. Bart is up with him.] [trying to hammer a nail]
Steady... Steady... [Homer pulls the hammer back and stabs himself in the eye] Oww!!!
Homer
[Bart laughs at him] [pulls hammer from his eye but keeping his hurt eye closed]
Why, you little--!! [strangles Bart] I'll teach you to laugh... at something... that's funny!!!
Bart
[struggles free]
You know, we are on the roof. We could have some fun.
Homer
[bitter]
What kind of fun?
Bart
... How about a dare contest?
Homer
[lightens up and opens his injured eye]
That sounds fun. I dare you to... climb the TV antenna!
Bart
[does so]
Piece of cake.
Homer
[shakes the antennae]
Earthquake!
Homer
[They both laugh. Bart is thrown off the antenna and bounces down the roof, grabbing the gutter before he can fall off.] [shakes the gutter]
Aftershock!
Ned
[They continue to laugh, until Ned Flanders notices them from his garden.]
Homer, I don't mean to be a nervous Pervis or anything, but if he falls, couldn't that make your boy a parapleg-erino?
Homer
Shut up, Flanders!
Bart
Yeah, shut up, Flanders!
Homer
Well said, boy!
Homer
[They high-five, and then Homer gets out his hammer again, readying another nail for the gutter.]
Steady... Steady... Steady... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!
[Homer has fallen through the roof. Bart laughs at him again.]
