A character in Chicken Little (2005)

Dog Announcer quotes from Chicken Little (2005)

Harry Shearer

3rd most-quoted character in Chicken Little (2005): in 8 of its 58 quotes
Most scenes with: Chicken Little (3), Turkey Lurkey (2)

Scenes with Dog Announcer

8 scenes
Dog Announcer

This excitement isn't just about the fun of baseball. It's not about the prize. It's about the gloating and rubbing their noses in it. The "Nah-Nah-Nah-Nah-Nah, we beat you" taunting if you will, that comes with the winning.

Dog

Now, let's check the weather with Riz. A cold front is moving in so... The alarm bell has been activated! Quick! Get a camera crew!

Runt, that's enough! Don't make Mommy take away your Streisand collection!

Runt

Mom, you leave Barbra out of this!

Dog

Why can't you keep that child of yours under control?

I'm telling you the truth. Dad! Dad, I'm not making this up. You gotta believe me this time.

[pauses]

No, son. I don't.

Dog Announcer

Hold your horses, here! And horses, hold your breath.

Dog Announcer

Ladies and gentlemen, it's just gibberish. Gibberish of an insane person.

Dog Announcer

Ladies and gentlemen, I'm not gonna sugarcoat it; I've seen road kill with faster reflexes.

No, no, no! It's true! Come with me!

Buck Cluck

No, son? What?

[All of the animals follow Chicken Little to the center of the oak tree]

It happened under the old oak tree! I'm not making this up. I know it's here. [stammering] There's a piece of the sky somewhere, somewhere on the ground. It was shaped just like that!

Dog

It looks like a stop sign?

Yes! Only it doesn't say stop and it's blue and it has a cloud on it. And it hit me on the head! It looked like a stop sign.

Person

Oh, wait! What's that?

Buck Cluck

Son, is this what hit you?

All

What?

Oh, no, Dad. It was definitely a piece of the sky!

Buck Cluck

Piece of the sky. It's okay, everyone!

Dad, no.

Buck Cluck

There's been like a little mistake. It was just an acorn that-that hit my son. A little acorn.

No! Dad, no.

Buck Cluck

Quiet, son. This is embarrassing enough already.

Reporter #1

Chicken Little! WHAT were you thinking?

Reporter #2

Why would you put your town's safety in jeopardy?

Reporter #3

How could you mistake a stop sign for an acorn?

But it... a big acorn level fluh.

Reporter #1

What did he say?

A big acorn level fluh...

Reporter #2

It was a big acorn?

Reporter #3

An ape throwing coleslaw?

A big acorn level fluh...

Man

Gesundheit!

Don Bowwoser

Ladies and gentlemen, it's just gibberish, gibberish of an insane person.

Come on, Buck! Your kid went and scared us all half to death!

Buck Cluck

Well, what can I tell you, folks, my son, you know... Kids do crazy stuff. You have kids. It's...

No, Dad. It wasn't an acorn. It was a piece of the sky. Really, it was. You gotta believe me.

Dog

Now the weather with Riz. A cold front is moving in so... The alarm bell has been activated! Quick! Get a camera crew!

Coach
[?]

Chicken Little, you better have a good explanation for this!

There's...there's...it's a...you have to...D'oh...Doo-wah!

Mountain Lion

What did he say?

[reading a sign-holding dog's signs]

"There's...there's...it's a...you have to...D'oh! Doo-wah!"

Follow me! Come on! Hurry! Hurry! Aliens here! Aliens here!

Buck Cluck

It's happening again.

Come on! Hurry! Hurry! Come on. Come on. You're about to see it!

[?]

Quick! It's taking off! Come on! If you don't hurry, you're gonna miss it!

[stops a crowd]

Hey, look, a penny.

[annoyed]

Guys!

Oh, right.

Hurry! Hurry!

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