Chicken Little (2005) · 58 quotes
4th most-quoted character in Chicken Little (2005): in 6 of its 58 quotes
Most scenes with: Chicken Little (4)
Runt, that's enough! Don't make Mommy take away your Streisand collection!
Mom, you leave Barbra out of this!
Why can't you keep that child of yours under control?
I'm telling you the truth. Dad! Dad, I'm not making this up. You gotta believe me this time.
Buck No, son. I don't.
Buck What, what? You have to go to the bathroom? [Alien kid shakes head] You want juice? [kid shakes head again] A snack? [kid shakes head again] Corndog? On a stick? [Kirby starts to lose temper] Want to play some golf? What do you want?
Buck I stink at this...
Why did you take our child?
Buck Hey, hey! Just... [gulps] Just hold on there, buddy! My son did not take your kid! You were the one that left him behind! That's bad parenting, and I should know!
Silence, silence, silence, silence! Release the child!
Buck Okay.
Okay, okay.
Sweetheart! Oh, Kirby, I'm so happy to see you! My darling!
Buck That was close.
At least they're back together. They got their kid.
You have violated intergalatic law 90210! A charge punishable by immediate particle disintegration!
Buck Oh, snap.
Buck You gotta be ready to listen to your children, even if they have nothing to say.
A movie, a movie. They're making a movie. When? When will everybody forget your big mistake? First it was all over the papers, then they wrote a book about it, then the book on tape, then the board game, the spoons with your face on it, and the website, the commemorative plates. You saw them, right?
Yeah. I saw them.
Can't eat off 'em, but they're there.
Well, they're not microwave-safe.
You saw the billboards?
I saw them.
Ha! There's a bumper sticker. I knew it was only a matter of time. Billboards I could live with. Posters I could even live with. But a bumper sticker. It's like glued on forever.
It doesn't matter. You know why? Because I've got a plan.
Yeah, about that. Well, remember how I told you it would be better for you to lay low, don't call attention to yourself?
Yes, but I...
See, it's like a game. Yeah, a game of hide-and-seek, except the goal is never to be found, ever!
Buck Great! [chuckles] Now, we've got a plan, right? I'll see ya later! Remember, lay low.
Look, Mama! There's the crazy chicken!
Yes, it is! Crazy chicken. You're so smart. We don't make eye contact. Bye!
Chicken Little! [Kirby screams] What? Where's your head? We gotta get outta here! Come on! Come on... You, with the running and the jumping!
Dad, no, wait.
What are you guys doing? We gotta get outta here! It's like... It's like War of the Worlds out there!
Stop pulling!
Just listen to me for one second! It's not dangerous!
We are under attack! Will you two stop messing around and deal with the problem?
What?
Okay, that's not what I had in mind, but...
You're never there for me. I mean, you were there when I won the game, but not when I thought the sky fell and not at the ball field and certainly not now!
This is good! Keep going, keep going!
You've been ashamed since the acorn thing happened. We have to talk because Modern Mallard says avoiding closure can lead to molting and I'm already small and on top of that, I don't think I could handle being bald!
I... I didn't realize, son. I never meant to...The acorn, the sky, I mean, the whole... [sighs, chuckles] You're right. You're right. Your mom, she was...You know, she was always good with stuff like this. Me...I'm gonna need a lot of work. But you need to know that I love you, no matter what. And I'm sorry, I... And I'm sorry if I ever made you feel like that was something you had to earn. [Buck Cluck and Chicken Little hug]
Uh... Uh... And we're good. Let's go. Let's go.
Okay, Dad. Now, all we gotta do is return helpless little Kirby.
Return this whatever it is? This is crazy! Crazy! Crazy wonderful! Just tell me what you need me to do.
Do you really mean it?
You bet! Anything, son.
Come on, Dad. We've got a planet to save.
Crazy supportive. That's me! Ohh! This thing likes to nibble, doesn't it?
By the way, I'd like to say I've always found you extremely attractive. [kisses Abby]
Wait, wait, what's going on? Oh, they've given her an alien mind-wipe! [?]
Okay, son. What do we do now?
Uh, okay. This is a piece of cake, Dad. All we have to do is take the kid down the street to the giant metal alien.
Uh-oh.
Okay, okay, what now, son? Who, by the way, I support 100 percent.
Uh, plan B?
Ha-ha! Of course! Plan B! What is plan B?
What? You have to go to the bathroom? You want juice? A snack? Corn dog on a stick? Want to play some golf? What do you want?! I stink at this. I'm a horrible father.
No, no, I am.
Poo-tee-tah.
Oh, is that your parents?
Pooteetah, pooteetah. [sputtering]
That's it, Dad! Plan B! All we have to do is weave through traffic through town square while avoiding death rays from alien robots. We get to Town Hall, climb up to the roof and give the kid back to its parents.
Buck Yeah! Charge!
