Turkey Lurkey quotes from Chicken Little (2005)

No, no, no! It's true! Come with me!

No, son? What?

It happened under the old oak tree! I'm not making this up. I know it's here. [stammering] There's a piece of the sky somewhere, somewhere on the ground. It was shaped just like that!

Dog

It looks like a stop sign?

Yes! Only it doesn't say stop and it's blue and it has a cloud on it. And it hit me on the head! It looked like a stop sign.

Oh, wait! What's that?

Son, is this what hit you?

What?

Oh, no, Dad. It was definitely a piece of the sky!

Piece of the sky. It's okay, everyone!

Dad, no.

There's been like a little mistake. It was just an acorn that-that hit my son. A little acorn.

No! Dad, no.

Quiet, son. This is embarrassing enough already.

Chicken Little! WHAT were you thinking?

Why would you put your town's safety in jeopardy?

How could you mistake a stop sign for an acorn?

But it... a big acorn level fluh.

What did he say?

A big acorn level fluh...

It was a big acorn?

An ape throwing coleslaw?

A big acorn level fluh...

Gesundheit!

Ladies and gentlemen, it's just gibberish, gibberish of an insane person.

Turkey Lurkey

Come on, Buck! Your kid went and scared us all half to death!

Well, what can I tell you, folks, my son, you know... Kids do crazy stuff. You have kids. It's...

No, Dad. It wasn't an acorn. It was a piece of the sky. Really, it was. You gotta believe me.

Dog

Now the weather with Riz. A cold front is moving in so... The alarm bell has been activated! Quick! Get a camera crew!

Chicken Little, you better have a good explanation for this!

There's...there's...it's a...you have to...D'oh...Doo-wah!

What did he say?

Turkey Lurkey

"There's...there's...it's a...you have to...D'oh! Doo-wah!"

Follow me! Come on! Hurry! Hurry! Aliens here! Aliens here!

It's happening again.

Come on! Hurry! Hurry! Come on. Come on. You're about to see it!

Quick! It's taking off! Come on! If you don't hurry, you're gonna miss it!

Turkey Lurkey

Hey, look, a penny.

Guys!

Turkey Lurkey

Oh, right.

Hurry! Hurry!

Eh, there's no story here.

At least we can sell the video of Chickens Gone Wild.

I'm telling ya everybody, it was here!

No, wait! There were aliens!

It's true! They had eyes...They're glowing and then tentacles! And maps with planets with X's through them! AAHHH!!
Runt's Mother: [angrily grabs Runt by his ear] Runt, that's enough! Don't make mommy take away your Streisand collection! [drags him away]

Mom, can you leave Barbra out of this!

Why can't you keep that child of yours under control?!

What kind of parent are you?!

I'm telling you the truth! Dad! Dad! I am not making this up! You gotta believe me this time.

No, son. I don't. [chuckles] I can't tell you how embarrassed I am, folks. I'm really sorry about this, everyone. Looks like this is just a big, crazy misunderstanding.

Turkey Lurkey

Well, other than the penny, this whole evening was a wash!

Foxy Loxy

Oh, Mr. Cluck, don't take it so hard. No one blames you.

Chicken Little! [Kirby screams] What? Where's your head? We gotta get outta here! Come on! Come on... You, with the running and the jumping!

Dad, no, wait.

What are you guys doing? We gotta get outta here! It's like... It's like War of the Worlds out there!

Stop pulling!

Just listen to me for one second! It's not dangerous!

We are under attack! Will you two stop messing around and deal with the problem?

You're never there for me!

What?

Okay, that's not what I had in mind, but...

You're never there for me. I mean, you were there when I won the game, but not when I thought the sky fell and not at the ball field and certainly not now!

This is good! Keep going, keep going!

You've been ashamed since the acorn thing happened. We have to talk because Modern Mallard says avoiding closure can lead to molting and I'm already small and on top of that, I don't think I could handle being bald!

I... I didn't realize, son. I never meant to...The acorn, the sky, I mean, the whole... [sighs, chuckles] You're right. You're right. Your mom, she was...You know, she was always good with stuff like this. Me...I'm gonna need a lot of work. But you need to know that I love you, no matter what. And I'm sorry, I... And I'm sorry if I ever made you feel like that was something you had to earn. [Buck Cluck and Chicken Little hug]

Uh... Uh... And we're good. Let's go. Let's go.

Okay, Dad. Now, all we gotta do is return helpless little Kirby.

Return this whatever it is? This is crazy! Crazy! Crazy wonderful! Just tell me what you need me to do.

Do you really mean it?

You bet! Anything, son.

Come on, Dad. We've got a planet to save.

Crazy supportive. That's me! Ohh! This thing likes to nibble, doesn't it?

By the way, I'd like to say I've always found you extremely attractive. [kisses Abby]

Now that's closure.

Wait, wait, what's going on? Oh, they've given her an alien mind-wipe! [?]

Okay, son. What do we do now?

Uh, okay. This is a piece of cake, Dad. All we have to do is take the kid down the street to the giant metal alien.

Turkey Lurkey

Oh. We surrender! Here! Take the key to the city!

Turkey Lurkey

Key to my car?

Turkey Lurkey

Tic Tac?

Forget plan A!

Uh-oh.

Okay, okay, what now, son? Who, by the way, I support 100 percent.

Uh, plan B?

Ha-ha! Of course! Plan B! What is plan B?

What? You have to go to the bathroom? You want juice? A snack? Corn dog on a stick? Want to play some golf? What do you want?! I stink at this. I'm a horrible father.

No, no, I am.

Poo-tee-tah.

Oh, is that your parents?

Pooteetah, pooteetah. [sputtering]

That's it, Dad! Plan B! All we have to do is weave through traffic through town square while avoiding death rays from alien robots. We get to Town Hall, climb up to the roof and give the kid back to its parents.

Buck

Yeah! Charge!