Eh, there's no story here.

At least we can sell the video of Chickens Gone Wild.

I'm telling ya everybody, it was here!

No, wait! There were aliens!

It's true! They had eyes...They're glowing and then tentacles! And maps with planets with X's through them! AAHHH!!
Runt's Mother: [angrily grabs Runt by his ear] Runt, that's enough! Don't make mommy take away your Streisand collection! [drags him away]

Mom, can you leave Barbra out of this!

Why can't you keep that child of yours under control?!

What kind of parent are you?!

I'm telling you the truth! Dad! Dad! I am not making this up! You gotta believe me this time.

No, son. I don't. [chuckles] I can't tell you how embarrassed I am, folks. I'm really sorry about this, everyone. Looks like this is just a big, crazy misunderstanding.

Turkey Lurkey

Well, other than the penny, this whole evening was a wash!

Foxy Loxy

Oh, Mr. Cluck, don't take it so hard. No one blames you.