Most-quoted role: Wheely Applegate in Herbie Goes to Monte Carlo (1977), 9 quotes
Movies Wheely Applegate Dirty road hog! Why doesn't he learn how to drive?
He knows how to drive, that's the trouble!
Wheely Applegate Yeah, I see what you mean.
Wheely Applegate You mean "no Herbie."
Wheely Applegate I didn't understand what he was saying.
That's OK. He didn't understand what you were saying either. Come to think of it, I don't think *I* understood what you were saying.
There's no use trying; Miss Tillie. My fortune cookie last night said, "Give it up, you loser!"
Fortune says, "Raging waters ahead!"
They can smash your cookie, but you'll always have...your fortune!
Eh, there's no story here.
At least we can sell the video of Chickens Gone Wild.
I'm telling ya everybody, it was here!
No, wait! There were aliens!
It's true! They had eyes...They're glowing and then tentacles! And maps with planets with X's through them! AAHHH!!
Runt's Mother: [angrily grabs Runt by his ear] Runt, that's enough! Don't make mommy take away your Streisand collection! [drags him away]
Mom, can you leave Barbra out of this!
Why can't you keep that child of yours under control?!
What kind of parent are you?!
I'm telling you the truth! Dad! Dad! I am not making this up! You gotta believe me this time.
No, son. I don't. [chuckles] I can't tell you how embarrassed I am, folks. I'm really sorry about this, everyone. Looks like this is just a big, crazy misunderstanding.
Well, other than the penny, this whole evening was a wash!
Oh, Mr. Cluck, don't take it so hard. No one blames you.
No, no, no! It's true! Come with me!
No, son? What?
It happened under the old oak tree! I'm not making this up. I know it's here. [stammering] There's a piece of the sky somewhere, somewhere on the ground. It was shaped just like that!
It looks like a stop sign?
Yes! Only it doesn't say stop and it's blue and it has a cloud on it. And it hit me on the head! It looked like a stop sign.
Oh, wait! What's that?
Son, is this what hit you?
What?
Oh, no, Dad. It was definitely a piece of the sky!
Piece of the sky. It's okay, everyone!
Dad, no.
There's been like a little mistake. It was just an acorn that-that hit my son. A little acorn.
No! Dad, no.
Quiet, son. This is embarrassing enough already.
Chicken Little! WHAT were you thinking?
Why would you put your town's safety in jeopardy?
How could you mistake a stop sign for an acorn?
But it... a big acorn level fluh.
What did he say?
A big acorn level fluh...
It was a big acorn?
An ape throwing coleslaw?
A big acorn level fluh...
Gesundheit!
Ladies and gentlemen, it's just gibberish, gibberish of an insane person.
Come on, Buck! Your kid went and scared us all half to death!
Well, what can I tell you, folks, my son, you know... Kids do crazy stuff. You have kids. It's...
No, Dad. It wasn't an acorn. It was a piece of the sky. Really, it was. You gotta believe me.
Now the weather with Riz. A cold front is moving in so... The alarm bell has been activated! Quick! Get a camera crew!
Chicken Little, you better have a good explanation for this!
There's...there's...it's a...you have to...D'oh...Doo-wah!
What did he say?
"There's...there's...it's a...you have to...D'oh! Doo-wah!"
Follow me! Come on! Hurry! Hurry! Aliens here! Aliens here!
It's happening again.
Come on! Hurry! Hurry! Come on. Come on. You're about to see it!
Hey, look, a penny.
Oh, right.
Hurry! Hurry!
