W Mr. Woolensworth
Abby Mallard.
Foxy Loxy
[fake cough]
Ugly Duckling!
W Mr. Woolensworth
[All the students laugh]
Class, I will not tolerate rude behavior at the expense of a fellow...
AM Abby Mallard
Hey, hey, hey. No worries, Mr. Woolensworth.
W Mr. Woolensworth
Yaah! [Abby honks] You mustn't sneak up on me, Ugly– Er, Abby. Now, where was I?
Foxy
[fake cough]
Ugly Duckling!
W Mr. Woolensworth
Yes, of course. Thank you.
W Mr. Wookensworth
[Abby drums on her desk and blows a raspberry]
Chicken Little.
Foxy
[Chicken Little's desk is empty] [fake cough]
Tardy again!
W Mr. Woolensworth
Tardy again. [crosses Chicken Little's name off] Class, turn to page 62 and translate each word in mutton. He.
CR Cameraman Rabbit
Eh, there's no story here.
CD Cameraman Dog
At least we can sell the video of Chickens Gone Wild.
CL Chicken Little
I'm telling ya everybody, it was here!
AM Abby Mallard
No, wait! There were aliens!
RO Runt of the Litter
It's true! They had eyes...They're glowing and then tentacles! And maps with planets with X's through them! AAHHH!!
Runt's Mother: [angrily grabs Runt by his ear] Runt, that's enough! Don't make mommy take away your Streisand collection! [drags him away]
RO Runt of the Litter
Mom, can you leave Barbra out of this!
PF Principal Fetchit
Why can't you keep that child of yours under control?!
MV Mama Vulture
What kind of parent are you?!
CL Chicken Little
I'm telling you the truth! Dad! Dad! I am not making this up! You gotta believe me this time.
BC Buck Cluck
[sighs, pauses]
No, son. I don't. [chuckles] I can't tell you how embarrassed I am, folks. I'm really sorry about this, everyone. Looks like this is just a big, crazy misunderstanding.
Turkey Lurkey
Well, other than the penny, this whole evening was a wash!
Foxy Loxy
Oh, Mr. Cluck, don't take it so hard. No one blames you.
AC Alien Cop
Okay, everything's been put back to normal, except for this one over here.
Foxy Loxy
[dressed in a pink dress and curls]
Hi, y'all.
CL Chicken Little
[Everyone else gasps]
Foxy?
Foxy Loxy
[singing in a girly manner]
Lollipop, lollipop / Oh, lolli, lolli, lolli, lollipop...
AC Alien Cop
She got her brainwaves a little scrambled during reconstitution, but, no worries! We can put her back the way she was.
RO Runt of the Litter
No! She's perfect. [joins Foxy] Lollipop.
B Both
[Popping sound]
Lollipop.
M Melvin
Whoops. Darling, look at the time. We better can move on. All right, then.