SOS! Mayday! Mayday! Code red! Duck and cover!
Chicken Little (2005) · 58 quotes
Most-quoted character in Chicken Little (2005): in 38 of its 58 quotes
Most scenes with: Abby (12), Buck (4), Runt (4)
Run for your lives! Everyone run for cover!
More lines from Chicken Little
16 quotesYou're all in danger!
Today is a new day.
Warthog at 3:00!
A piece of the sky?! Shaped like a stop sign?! Not again!
Don't tap the glass, they hate it when you do that.
A movie? Book on tape was that enough.
The sky is falling! The sky is falling!
I put on five ounces this year. I've really bulked up.
Who are we talking about?
Come on, all I need is chance.
Modern Mallard says avoiding closure can lead to molting, and I'm already small and on top of that I don't think I can handle being bald!
Watch out for the kid! Don't hit him!
Hey, Dad? I was thinking. Yeah, what if I...? What if...? What if I joined the baseball team?
We’re next. [Runt squeals in fear and faints]
Follow me! Come on! Hurry! Hurry! Aliens here! Aliens here!
Scenes with Chicken Little
21 scenesTough morning?
I had a run in with my old nemesis.
Gum on the crosswalk?
He won this round.
Your old foe.
Mmm-hmm.
Look, you thought the sky was falling. Your dad didn't support you, and you have been hurting inside ever since.
Yeah, but...
It's hurt. It's the nutshell.
Well, it's hurt, but...
No, bup bup! Bup! Now what needs to happen now is the nut needs to be cracked open, and not one little chip at a time, but bam! Bits of emotion flying everywhere! Anger! Frustration! Denial! Fear! Deep depression, in fact! You see what I'm saying?
Alright, forget the nut thing. Here's the main thing. You have got to stop messing around and deal with the problem. Here's the real solution: You, your dad, talk-talk-talking, closure.
Closure?
Closure. Talking about something until it's resolved. Wait. Look. [pulls out some magazines from her backpack] There's a whole section about in this month's Modern Mallard. Incredibly appropriate! Whew!
I told you, I have a plan.
Yeah, but according to Cosmo Duck, you should stop the squawk and try the talk. And Beautiful Ducking says avoiding closure with your parents can cause early molting. See? Closure.
Just repeat after me. You, your dad, talk-talk...
Abby, Abby, Abby! Listen, talking's a waste of time. I got to do something great so my dad doesn't think I'm such a loser.
Come on, you're not a loser. You're inventive and resourceful and funny and cute...
What?
Oh, you... [chuckles nervously] Um... [smiling broadly] Runt, should Chicken Little have a good talk with his dad and clean the air... [winks then frowns] ...Or keep searching for Band-Aid solutions and never deal with the problem?
Pfft! Band-Aid solutions!
Runt!
Well, I'm sorry! I'm very bad at reading facial cues.
Some teenagers, you know, they get quite a rush from stamp-collecting! You wanna stop? We'll get some stamps...
No, I don't like stamps.
Okay. Lemme guess. You haven't told your dad yet.
Well...
I knew it! Why haven't you told him? Because there hasn't been you, your dad, talk-talk-talking.
There was talking. There was... There was definitely talking.
Oh, really? What did he say? [Chicken Little only making stammering things] What? Alright, that's it! We are doing an intervention! You have got to stop messing around and deal with the problem!
She's right!
Abby, please. This is exactly what fell on me the first time. There's no way I'm bringing this up again with him.
No, he's not!
Runt!
Sorry! I'm a gutless flip-flopper.
Okay. I'm sure there's a simple, logical explanation. I mean, it could be a piece of weather balloon, or maybe it's part of some experimental communications satellite.
I don't care what it is. I want it out of my life, gone for good. Everything back to normal.
Hey, remember when that icy blue stuff fell from the sky? Everybody thought it was from space and stuff? And it just turned out to be frozen pee from a jet airplane.
Yeah, that's right. It's frozen pee. Yeah. It's frozen pee. [singing] Pee, pee, pee, pee pee.
Could you stop saying that?
What, pee?
Pee.
How 'bout Tinkle
Piddle?
Whiz? [Fish gurgles]
Wee-wee?
Okay, subject change.
Make Phishee?
I don't care what it is! Now are you gonna help me get rid of it or not?
Fish?
Fish!
Fish…
Fish…
Runt, that's enough! Don't make Mommy take away your Streisand collection!
Mom, you leave Barbra out of this!
Why can't you keep that child of yours under control?
I'm telling you the truth. Dad! Dad, I'm not making this up. You gotta believe me this time.
By the way, I'd like to say I've always found you extremely attractive. [he kisses Abby]
Now that's closure.
Why did you take our child?
Hey, hey! Just... [gulps] Just hold on there, buddy! My son did not take your kid! You were the one that left him behind! That's bad parenting, and I should know!
Silence, silence, silence, silence! Release the child!
Okay.
Okay, okay.
Sweetheart! Oh, Kirby, I'm so happy to see you! My darling!
At least they're back together. They got their kid.
You have violated intergalatic law 90210! A charge punishable by immediate particle disintegration!
There's... there's... it's a... you have to... D'oh... Doo-wah!
What did he say?
"There's... there's... it's a... you have to... D'oh! Doo-wah!"
Ending[edit]
[singing "Don't Go Breaking My Heart" by Elton John and Kiki Dee]
No, no, no! It's true! Come with me!
No, son? What?
It happened under the old oak tree! I'm not making this up. I know it's here. [stammering] There's a piece of the sky somewhere, somewhere on the ground. It was shaped just like that!
It looks like a stop sign?
Yes! Only it doesn't say stop and it's blue and it has a cloud on it. And it hit me on the head! It looked like a stop sign.
Oh, wait! What's that?
Son, is this what hit you?
What?
Oh, no, Dad. It was definitely a piece of the sky!
Piece of the sky. It's okay, everyone!
Dad, no.
There's been like a little mistake. It was just an acorn that-that hit my son. A little acorn.
No! Dad, no.
Quiet, son. This is embarrassing enough already.
Chicken Little! WHAT were you thinking?
Why would you put your town's safety in jeopardy?
How could you mistake a stop sign for an acorn?
But it... a big acorn level fluh.
What did he say?
A big acorn level fluh...
It was a big acorn?
An ape throwing coleslaw?
A big acorn level fluh...
Gesundheit!
Ladies and gentlemen, it's just gibberish, gibberish of an insane person.
Come on, Buck! Your kid went and scared us all half to death!
Well, what can I tell you, folks, my son, you know... Kids do crazy stuff. You have kids. It's...
No, Dad. It wasn't an acorn. It was a piece of the sky. Really, it was. You gotta believe me.
A movie, a movie. They're making a movie. When? When will everybody forget your big mistake? First it was all over the papers, then they wrote a book about it, then the book on tape, then the board game, the spoons with your face on it, and the website, the commemorative plates. You saw them, right?
Yeah. I saw them.
Can't eat off 'em, but they're there.
Well, they're not microwave-safe.
You saw the billboards?
I saw them.
Ha! There's a bumper sticker. I knew it was only a matter of time. Billboards I could live with. Posters I could even live with. But a bumper sticker. It's like glued on forever.
It doesn't matter. You know why? Because I've got a plan.
Yeah, about that. Well, remember how I told you it would be better for you to lay low, don't call attention to yourself?
Yes, but I...
See, it's like a game. Yeah, a game of hide-and-seek, except the goal is never to be found, ever!
Great! [chuckles] Now, we've got a plan, right? I'll see ya later! Remember, lay low.
Yeah, okay. Bye.
Look, Mama! There's the crazy chicken!
Yes, it is! Crazy chicken. You're so smart. We don't make eye contact. Bye!
Sit tight, Fish!
Fish, we will try to save you!
Yeah!
Curb!
Abby! Abby! Wake up! Come on! Let's get outta here!
[?]
Fish?
Fish!
Fish...
Fish...
Shh!
I can't handle the pressure!
Now the weather with Riz. A cold front is moving in so... The alarm bell has been activated! Quick! Get a camera crew!
Chicken Little, you better have a good explanation for this!
There's...there's...it's a...you have to...D'oh...Doo-wah!
What did he say?
"There's...there's...it's a...you have to...D'oh! Doo-wah!"
Follow me! Come on! Hurry! Hurry! Aliens here! Aliens here!
It's happening again.
Come on! Hurry! Hurry! Come on. Come on. You're about to see it!
Quick! It's taking off! Come on! If you don't hurry, you're gonna miss it!
Guys!
Oh, right.
Hurry! Hurry!
Eh, there's no story here.
At least we can sell the video of Chickens Gone Wild.
I'm telling ya everybody, it was here!
No, wait! There were aliens!
It's true! They had eyes...They're glowing and then tentacles! And maps with planets with X's through them! AAHHH!!
Runt's Mother: [angrily grabs Runt by his ear] Runt, that's enough! Don't make mommy take away your Streisand collection! [drags him away]
Mom, can you leave Barbra out of this!
Why can't you keep that child of yours under control?!
What kind of parent are you?!
I'm telling you the truth! Dad! Dad! I am not making this up! You gotta believe me this time.
No, son. I don't. [chuckles] I can't tell you how embarrassed I am, folks. I'm really sorry about this, everyone. Looks like this is just a big, crazy misunderstanding.
Well, other than the penny, this whole evening was a wash!
Oh, Mr. Cluck, don't take it so hard. No one blames you.
If there ever was a time to talk to your dad...it's now.
It's too late for that.
It's too late, baby, now it's too late. [sobbing] Though they really did try to make it.
Runt, just think about it.
Something inside has died and they just can't hide and they just can't fake it. Oh, no, no.
Runt, I really just want to be alone right now. [Abby, Fish, and Runt leave. Then, Chicken Little sees Kirby next to him all alone. It winks at him.] Oh! Abby! Runt! Fish! Look! There! Look there! Look there!
What is that thing?!
Aaaaaaah! Abby! Runt! Fish!
Look! There! Look there! Look there!
AGH! What is that thing?!
His name is Kirby?
They left him behind?
Darth Vader is Luke's father?
No, no, no, no. Come on, come on, don't cry. We're here for you. We're gonna do whatever it takes to get you back home, okay? Here, blow. [Kirby blows his nose. he tries to get it off, but wipes it off on the ground] See, guys? He's cool. He was just freaked out. That's all. [Kirby sneezes]
Chicken Little! [Kirby screams] What? Where's your head? We gotta get outta here! Come on! Come on... You, with the running and the jumping!
Dad, no, wait.
What are you guys doing? We gotta get outta here! It's like... It's like War of the Worlds out there!
Stop pulling!
Just listen to me for one second! It's not dangerous!
We are under attack! Will you two stop messing around and deal with the problem?
You're never there for me!
What?
Okay, that's not what I had in mind, but...
You're never there for me. I mean, you were there when I won the game, but not when I thought the sky fell and not at the ball field and certainly not now!
This is good! Keep going, keep going!
You've been ashamed since the acorn thing happened. We have to talk because Modern Mallard says avoiding closure can lead to molting and I'm already small and on top of that, I don't think I could handle being bald!
I... I didn't realize, son. I never meant to...The acorn, the sky, I mean, the whole... [sighs, chuckles] You're right. You're right. Your mom, she was...You know, she was always good with stuff like this. Me...I'm gonna need a lot of work. But you need to know that I love you, no matter what. And I'm sorry, I... And I'm sorry if I ever made you feel like that was something you had to earn. [Buck Cluck and Chicken Little hug]
Uh... Uh... And we're good. Let's go. Let's go.
Okay, Dad. Now, all we gotta do is return helpless little Kirby.
Return this whatever it is? This is crazy! Crazy! Crazy wonderful! Just tell me what you need me to do.
Do you really mean it?
You bet! Anything, son.
Come on, Dad. We've got a planet to save.
Crazy supportive. That's me! Ohh! This thing likes to nibble, doesn't it?
By the way, I'd like to say I've always found you extremely attractive. [kisses Abby]
Wait, wait, what's going on? Oh, they've given her an alien mind-wipe! [?]
Okay, son. What do we do now?
Uh, okay. This is a piece of cake, Dad. All we have to do is take the kid down the street to the giant metal alien.
Forget plan A!
Uh-oh.
Okay, okay, what now, son? Who, by the way, I support 100 percent.
Uh, plan B?
Ha-ha! Of course! Plan B! What is plan B?
What? You have to go to the bathroom? You want juice? A snack? Corn dog on a stick? Want to play some golf? What do you want?! I stink at this. I'm a horrible father.
No, no, I am.
Poo-tee-tah.
Oh, is that your parents?
Pooteetah, pooteetah. [sputtering]
That's it, Dad! Plan B! All we have to do is weave through traffic through town square while avoiding death rays from alien robots. We get to Town Hall, climb up to the roof and give the kid back to its parents.
Runt, just do it. It'll work. We'll survive!
Okay.
Okay, everything's been put back to normal, except for this one over here.
Foxy?
She got her brainwaves a little scrambled during reconstitution, but, no worries! We can put her back the way she was.
No! She's perfect. [joins Foxy] Lollipop.
Lollipop.
Scary.
Whoops. Darling, look at the time. We better can move on. All right, then.
It doesn't look like he's home.
Do you think he's in there?
Maybe he's still at school.
Wait, wait, wait, wait! What's that?
Ah, it's just a roll of toilet paper.
With legs?!
That's him!
He's trying to get away!
Chicken Little! Chicken Little! Chicken Little!
Did you actually think the sky was falling?
Did you know it was an acorn?
Why did your father think of this?
No comment! No comment! [stops at a fence, and tries to get it open]
Are you concerned about sky-falling copycats?
Aren't you even related to The Boy Who Cried Wolf?
Are you really a chicken?
I… Uh, uh, uh… [points] Look! Over there!
Where'd he go?
There he is!
Get him!
Chicken Little, your action caused widespread panic, and subsequently you were blamed and humiliated in front of your town, your father and everyone you know and love!
Was there a question in there?
Uh, no. I just wanted to point that out.
Alright, that's enough.
One final question! Do you think you'll ever get to live this down?
Yes. Yes, I will! Because I believe in second chances, and I will rise again like the mighty phoenix, and soon everyone will forget! [The background lightens up to its original state as the music stops] It's not like they're making a movie about it.
It was a simple mistake! People, please, please! I'm begging you! Let it go!
A movie? [sniffles and breaks into tears] The book on tape was bad enough.
[Chicken Little cries as he exits right. Once he's out of view, the final film's title drops into place, reading "This time, the sky is falling", the screen fades to black as the music fades, ending the teaser trailer]

