[The teaser trailer starts with the Walt Disney Pictures logo, then fades to reveal someone recording a camera with text reading, "In Theaters 2005", then pans down to Chicken Little's house]
It doesn't look like he's home.
Do you think he's in there?
Maybe he's still at school.
[As the camera gets closer to the house, some tip-toeing footsteps can be heard]
Wait, wait, wait, wait! What's that?
[The camera zooms in on an empty toilet paper roll]
Ah, it's just a roll of toilet paper.
[The off-screen reporters moan until they see chicken legs burst out from underneath the roll, and sneak away]
With legs?!
[The roll with legs springs up in shock]
That's him!
[The toilet paper bumps into a metal trash can, revealing Chicken Little hiding under it]
He's trying to get away!
Chicken Little! Chicken Little! Chicken Little!
[The camera rushes over to Chicken Little, with holding microphones surrounding the edges of the lens. Chicken Little runs on a trash lid to escape, only to run in place and fly away]
Did you actually think the sky was falling?
Did you know it was an acorn?
Why did your father think of this?
No comment! No comment! [stops at a fence, and tries to get it open]
Are you concerned about sky-falling copycats?
Aren't you even related to The Boy Who Cried Wolf?
Are you really a chicken?
[The camera turns left to a brown dog holding a baseball bat, and wearing a baseball mitt. Next to the dog is a gray bunny wearing a baseball mitt. Their faces are censored. The dog and bunny gasp upon seeing this as the bunny drops the baseball, and they look at each other. The camera turns back to the fence, seeing that Chicken Little has disappeared]
Where'd he go?
[The camera whirls around to find Chicken Little running back to his house]
There he is!
Get him!
[The camera chases after Chicken Little until he jumps into the door's mail slot, only to get stuck. The microphones surround him as he attempts to get out]
Chicken Little, your action caused widespread panic, and subsequently you were blamed and humiliated in front of your town, your father and everyone you know and love!
[Chicken Little stops straining and is confused] [sighs]
Was there a question in there?
Uh, no. I just wanted to point that out.
[As the off-screen reporters shout at one time, Chicken Little gets out of the mail slot]
Alright, that's enough.
One final question! Do you think you'll ever get to live this down?
[The scene behind Chicken Little darkens as a heroic score plays in the background. A spotlight shines around Chicken Little as he responds his question boldly]
Yes. Yes, I will! Because I believe in second chances, and I will rise again like the mighty phoenix, and soon everyone will forget! [The background lightens up to its original state as the music stops] It's not like they're making a movie about it.
[Chicken Little laughs and a black title card drops down into place and the film's title. A few seconds later, Chicken Little tears through the two title cards]
It was a simple mistake! People, please, please! I'm begging you! Let it go!
[We cut to the black background with the early release date, "IN THEATERS 2005". Chicken Little enters from the left of the shot as he walks. He stops to look at the release date]
A movie? [sniffles and breaks into tears] The book on tape was bad enough.
[Chicken Little cries as he exits right. Once he's out of view, the final film's title drops into place, reading "This time, the sky is falling", the screen fades to black as the music fades, ending the teaser trailer]
