Amy Sedaris movie quotes

View Quote I am in the family business.

View Quote [to her daddy and uncle] Excuse me. I hate to interrupt, but may I make a suggestion - why do not you both suck it? [tosses two pacifiers into the air and throws them into their mouths]

View Quote Baby Corp has developed a new super-duper baby formula that can turn a grown-up back into a baby. We have in it cherry, grape, orange, and lime.

View Quote Puss In Boots (Donkey): We got boat crash and the magic mix.
Doris: You poor sweet things.
Cinderella: I don't get it.
Snow White: The cat turned into a little horse that smells like feet...What's there to get?
Sleeping Beauty: Who that?

View Quote (Rapunzel has betrayed the princesses in order to be with Prince Charming.)
Charming: Say hello to the new queen of Far Far Away!
Cinderella: Yay! (claps)
(awkward pause)
Fiona: Why?
Rapunzel: Jealous much?

View Quote Fiona: Charming, let go of her!
Prince Charming: But why would I want to do that?
Rapunzel: [looks at Charming, purring]
Prince Charming: Woof.
[They both share a kiss, much to the squad's shock]
Fiona: [anonymous] What?
Prince Charming: Say hello, ladies, to the new queen of Far Far Away!
Cinderella: Yay! [claps]
[Awkward pause]
Fiona: Rapunzel, how could you?
Rapunzel: Jealous much?
Prince Charming: Soon you'll be back where you started… scrubbing floors or locked away in towers; that is, if I let you last the week.
Rapunzel: But Pooky, you said you wouldn't hurt them.
Prince Charming: Not here, kitten whiskers. Daddy will discuss it later.

View Quote Mr. Woolensworth: Abby Mallard.
Foxy Loxy: [fake cough] Ugly Duckling!
[All the students laugh]
Mr. Woolensworth: Class, I will not tolerate rude behavior at the expense of a fellow...
Abby Mallard: Hey, hey, hey. No worries, Mr. Woolensworth.
Mr. Woolensworth: Yaah! [Abby honks] You mustn't sneak up on me, Ugly– Er, Abby. Now, where was I?
Foxy: [fake cough] Ugly Duckling!
Mr. Woolensworth: Yes, of course. Thank you.
[Abby drums on her desk and blows a raspberry]
Mr. Wookensworth: Chicken Little.
[Chicken Little's desk is empty]
Foxy: [fake cough] Tardy again!
Mr. Woolensworth: Tardy again. [crosses Chicken Little's name off] Class, turn to page 62 and translate each word in mutton. He.
Students: Baa!
Mr. Woolensworth: She.
Students: Baa!
Mr. Woolensworth: They.
Students: Baa!
Mr. Woolensworth: We.
Students: Baa!

View Quote Cameraman Rabbit: Eh, there's no story here.
Cameraman Dog: At least we can sell the video of Chickens Gone Wild.
Chicken Little: I'm telling ya everybody, it was here!
Abby Mallard: No, wait! There were aliens!
Runt of the Litter: It's true! They had eyes...They're glowing and then tentacles! And maps with planets with X's through them! AAHHH!!
Runt's Mother: [angrily grabs Runt by his ear] Runt, that's enough! Don't make mommy take away your Streisand collection! [drags him away]
Runt of the Litter: Mom, can you leave Barbra out of this!
Principal Fetchit: Why can't you keep that child of yours under control?!
Mama Vulture: What kind of parent are you?!
Chicken Little: I'm telling you the truth! Dad! Dad! I am not making this up! You gotta believe me this time.
Buck Cluck: [sighs, pauses] No, son. I don't. [chuckles] I can't tell you how embarrassed I am, folks. I'm really sorry about this, everyone. Looks like this is just a big, crazy misunderstanding.
Turkey Lurkey: Well, other than the penny, this whole evening was a wash!
Foxy Loxy: Oh, Mr. Cluck, don't take it so hard. No one blames you.

View Quote Alien Cop: Okay, everything's been put back to normal, except for this one over here.
Foxy Loxy: [dressed in a pink dress and curls] Hi, y'all.
[Everyone else gasps]
Chicken Little: Foxy?
Foxy Loxy: [singing in a girly manner] Lollipop, lollipop / Oh, lolli, lolli, lolli, lollipop...
Alien Cop: She got her brainwaves a little scrambled during reconstitution, but, no worries! We can put her back the way she was.
Runt of the Litter: No! She's perfect. [joins Foxy] Lollipop.
[Popping sound]
Both: Lollipop.
Alien Cop: Scary.
Melvin: Whoops. Darling, look at the time. We better can move on. All right, then.

View Quote Buddy: Sorry I can't ride with you the rest of the way up, but this is where my dad works.
Elevator rider: Well, have a good day.
Buddy: Oh, I forgot to give you a hug. [elevator door closes]
Secretary Deb: Oh, I don't know, Connie, I've never declawed kittens before. How many? Eight? I don't know if I'm gonna have time. Well, all right, just bring 'em by the camper this week, and I'll see what I can do. I'm not gonna charge you. Just bring 'em by, and I'll see what I can do. Bye.
Buddy: [to Deb] Excuse me. I'm here to see a Walter Hobbs. I'm Buddy the Elf.
Secretary Deb: [Laughs] You look hilarious. Who sent you?
Buddy: Papa Elf.
Secretary Deb: Papa Elf?!
Buddy: Mm-hmm. From the North Pole.
Secretary Deb: From the North Pole?!
Buddy: Yes.

View Quote Client: So, you really think we should ship 'em?
Walter: No, I think we should take a $30,000 bath so some kid can understand what happened? To a puppy and a frigging pigeon? Ship 'em. [Phone rings] Yeah.
Secretary Deb: Mr. Hobbs? It's me on the intercom.
Walter: Go ahead.
Secretary Deb: Yeah, I think some one sent you a Christmas-gram. [Buddy bursts into office]
Buddy: Dad!
Walter: [Chuckles] All right, uh, let's get it Over with.
Buddy: I walked all day and night to find you.
Walter: Uh, you look like you came from the North Pole. [Chuckles]
Buddy: That's exactly where I came from. Santa must've called you!
Walter: Oh, yeah, sure, he, uh... Just got off the cell phone with me.
Buddy: You did?!
Walter: So, go on. Go on with what? Well, are... are you gonna sing a song or something, or can I just go back to work?
Buddy: A song? Uh... yeah. Anything for you, Dad, uh... I... I'm, I'm here with my dad and we never met and he wants me to sing him a song and, um, I was adopted but you didn't know I was born. So, I'm here now, I found you, Daddy and, guess what? I love you, I love you I love you!
Walter: Wow, that was weird. You know, usually you guys just uh, you know, Put my name into jingle bells or something.
Buddy: It's me, your son. Susan Wells had me, and... And she didn't tell you, and, and, and, but now I'm here... It's me buddy. Susan Wells.
Walter: Uh, you said Susan Wells?
Buddy: Yes.
Walter: Who sent this Christmas-gram?
Buddy: What's a Christmas-gram? I want one.
Walter: [Whispers] I think we should call security.
Secretary Deb: Good idea.
Buddy: [Leans in as well] I like to whisper, too. It's okay, Walter's my father.
Security Officer: Well, your dad's busy right now.
Buddy: Okay, I'll come back later.
Security Officer: Yeah, you know, you're not gonna come back for a while, okay? You're gonna go back to Santa Land.
Buddy: Okay.
Security Officer: Yeah, why don't you go back to Gimbels?

View Quote [Buddy and Walter arrive at Walter's office]
Buddy: That's a nice purple dress. It's very purple-y
Walter: Francisco.
Francisco: How's it going, Mr. Hobbs?
Buddy: Ooh, Francisco, that's fun to say..." Francisco." Do you remember me?
Secretary Deb: I do. I didn't recognize you.
Buddy: I know, I'm in work clothes. Thank you, Deborah. Deb, you have such a pretty face. You should be on a Christmas card.
Secretary Deb: You just made my day.
[Buddy starts drinking the coffee, but is disgusted by the taste.]
Buddy: Eww.
[Buddy continues drinking it, until Walter notices this]
Walter: Buddy.
Buddy: Mmm.
Walter: You don't have to drink that.
Buddy: Thank you. [Buddy begins reading a book, while Walter continues to work] Francisco...Francisco...Francisco.
Walter: Buddy?
Buddy: [Whispers] Am I too loud?
Walter: Just... just a little.
Buddy: Sorry.
[Buddy then raises his hand]
Walter: Yes, Bud?
Buddy: Why is your name on the desk?
Walter: I bought the desk. My name's there so no one steals it.
Buddy: That's a joke, isn't it, Dad?
Walter: Yeah, Buddy, that's a joke.
Buddy: So, what are we gonna build?
Walter: No, uh, we don't do that kind of work here, pal.
Buddy: [Answers phone] Buddy the Elf, what's your favorite color?
Walter: Put that down. [Answers phone] Hello? [To Buddy] Please, don't touch anything.
Buddy: Sorry.
Walter: Hey... Bud, have you... have you... Have you ever seen a mailroom?
Buddy: A mailroom? No.
Walter: No?
Buddy: No.
Walter: Oh, I mean, wow. Wow... listen, it's a place where mail from all over the world comes, uh-huh. And they sort it out there, see? And you can touch it all, and they put it in these shiny bins.
Buddy: Shiny bins?
Walter: Right. What do ya think?
Buddy: It sounds great.
Walter: Good.
Buddy: Can we go there?
Walter: Well, um... I gotta work here, maybe... maybe you can work there.
Buddy: Okay, I'll work there.
[Buddy is walking through the mailroom with a supervisor]
Buddy: Oh, I don't think this is the place my Dad was talking about. Is there a different mailroom?
Supervisor: No. This is the only one.
Buddy: It's not very shiny.
Supervisor: Now... over here's the trench. All the mail comes out that shooter. Scan and find the floor each piece is moving to. Put it in a canister and shove it up the tube with the same number. You got that?
Buddy: I think so. This place reminds me of Santa's workshop. Except it smells like mushrooms, and everyone looks like they wanna hurt me.