Shrek the Third quotes

View Quote "Listen Artie, eh, if you think this whole mad scene ain't dope, I feel you dude. I mean, I'm not trying to get all up in your grill, raise your roof or whatever."

View Quote (after Shrek tries to talk to him with cliched teenager lingo) HELP! I'VE BEEN KIDNAPPED BY A MONSTER WHO'S TRYING TO RELATE TO ME!

View Quote (to Shrek): Please don't eat me.

View Quote Captain Hook: Avast, ye cookie. Start talking.

View Quote Snow White: Everybody keep calm...WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!! (before getting slapped by Doris)

View Quote Artie: (To Shrek) Please don't eat me
Students and Teacher:(chanting) Eat him eat him...
Shrek: I'm not here to eat him!
Students and Teacher: Aww...
Shrek: It's time for toothbrush and jammies. You're the new king of far far away.
Artie: What?

View Quote Captain Hook: (looming over a young boy threateningly with his hook) Well, well, well. If it isn't Peter Pan!
Boy's Mother: His name's not Peter!
Captain Hook: Shut it, Wendy.

View Quote Doris: I know he's a jerk and everything but I gotta admit that Charming makes me hotter than July.
Sleeping Beauty and Rapunzel: Ewwwww!

View Quote Fiona: For what it's worth, you would've made a great king.
Shrek: (rubs Fiona's tummy) I had something else in mind.

View Quote Gingy: I hate dinner theatre.
Pinocchio: Me too. [his nose grows]

View Quote Prince Charming: This was supposed to be MY happily ever after!!!
Shrek: Well, I guess you better keep looking (looks at Fiona lovingly, then back at Charming)...'cause I'm not giving up mine!

View Quote Prince Charming: You. You can't lie. So tell me, puppet, where is Shrek?
Pinocchio: Uh, hmm, well, uh, I don't know where he's not.
Prince Charming: You're telling me you don't know where Shrek is?
Pinocchio: It wouldn’t be inaccurate to assume that I couldn’t exactly not say that it is or isn’t almost partially incorrect.
Prince Charming:- So you do know where he is?
Pinocchio: Oh, on the contrary. I'm possibly more or less not definitely rejecting the idea that in no way with any amount of uncertainty that I undeniably...
Prince Charming: Stop it!
Pinocchio: ...do or do not know where he shouldn’t probably be, if that indeed wasn’t where he isn’t. Even if he wasn’t at where I knew he was, that’d mean I’d really have to know where he wasn't.

View Quote Puss in Boots (Donkey): Oh, man. I haven't been on a trip like that since college.
Shrek: Donkey?
Puss in Boots (Donkey): What? I got something in my teeth? Huh!? What the... Oh n-no! I've been abracadabra-ed into a fancy-feasting, second-rate sidekick!
Donkey (Puss in Boots): Oh, at least you don't look like some kind of a bloated roadside piñata! You should really go on a diet!

View Quote Puss In Boots (Donkey): We got boat crash and the magic mix.
Doris: You poor sweet things.
Cinderella: I don't get it.
Snow White: The cat turned into a little horse that smells like feet...What's there to get?
Sleeping Beauty: Who that?

View Quote Rapunzel: Oh pookykins you said you wouldnt hurt them.
Prince Charming: Not now kitten whiskers.