You. You can't lie. So tell me, puppet, where is Shrek?

Uh, hmm, well, uh, I don't know where he's not.

You're telling me you don't know where Shrek is?

It wouldn’t be inaccurate to assume that I couldn’t exactly not say that it is or isn’t almost partially incorrect.

- So you do know where he is?

Oh, on the contrary. I'm possibly more or less not definitely rejecting the idea that in no way with any amount of uncertainty that I undeniably...

Stop it!

...do or do not know where he shouldn’t probably be, if that indeed wasn’t where he isn’t. Even if he wasn’t at where I knew he was, that’d mean I’d really have to know where he wasn't.