A scene from Shrek the Third 2007
Puss in Boots (Donkey)

Oh, man. I haven't been on a trip like that since college.

Shrek

Donkey?

Puss in Boots (Donkey)

What? I got something in my teeth? Huh!? What the... Oh n-no! I've been abracadabra-ed into a fancy-feasting, second-rate sidekick!

Donkey (Puss in Boots)

Oh, at least you don't look like some kind of a bloated roadside piñata! You should really go on a diet!

In this scene

Shrek Mike Myers More Shrek quotes →
Donkey Eddie Murphy More Donkey quotes →
Puss in Boots Antonio Banderas More Puss in Boots quotes →

More from Shrek the Third

Puss In Boots (Donkey) We got boat crash and the magic mix. Doris You poor sweet things. Cinderella I don't get it. Snow White The cat turned into a little horse that smells like feet...What's there to get? Doris I know he's a jerk and everything but I gotta admit that Charming makes me hotter than July. Sleeping Beauty and Rapunzel Ewwwww! Charming Say hello to the new queen of Far Far Away! Cinderella Yay! (claps) Fiona Why? Rapunzel Jealous much?
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