Puss in Boots (Donkey): Oh, man. I haven't been on a trip like that since college.
Shrek: Donkey?
Puss in Boots (Donkey): What? I got something in my teeth? Huh!? What the... Oh n-no! I've been abracadabra-ed into a fancy-feasting, second-rate sidekick!
Donkey (Puss in Boots): Oh, at least you don't look like some kind of a bloated roadside piñata! You should really go on a diet!
  
  
  
  
  
   
  
  
Shrek: Donkey?
Puss in Boots (Donkey): What? I got something in my teeth? Huh!? What the... Oh n-no! I've been abracadabra-ed into a fancy-feasting, second-rate sidekick!
Donkey (Puss in Boots): Oh, at least you don't look like some kind of a bloated roadside piñata! You should really go on a diet!
 Puss in Boots (Donkey) : Oh, man. I haven't been on a trip like that since college. 
 Shrek : Donkey? 
 Puss in Boots (Donkey) : What? I got something in my teeth? Huh!? What the... Oh n-no! I've been abracadabra-ed into a fancy-feasting, second-rate sidekick! 
 Donkey (Puss in Boots) : Oh, at least you don't look like some kind of a bloated roadside piñata! You should really go on a diet! 
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