[Homer is happily eating a Krusty Burger while an angry Bart glares at him for not taking the blame when he should have.]
Hey, what's with you? [Accidentally spits on Bart]
[Wipes off spit]
You really wanna know?
Of course I do. What kind of father wouldn't care about a PIG WEARING A HAT!
D Director
[He has noticed a pig wearing a chef's hat, sitting on a chair with Krusty the Clown. They are filming a commercial.]
Action!
Krusty the Clown [holding a sandwich]
Hey, hey! It's your old pal Krusty for my new pork sandwich, the Clogger! If you can find a greasier sandwich, you're in Mexico! [laughs, then takes a bite of the sandwich] Mmmm!
D Director
And... we're clear.
Krusty [Krusty spits out the sandwich in disgust, then throws it away]
Uggh... Perfect. Cut, print, kill the pig.
[A saw is held up to the pig. It squeals in terror.] [horrified]
Wha--?!? You can't kill him if he's wearing people clothes!
[The pig runs across to Homer, looking up at him in desperation. Homer briefly imagines himself and the pig dancing in a field to the song Happy Together, dressed as hippies. He then smiles and picks up the pig.]
You're coming home with me...
[talking about the pollution of Lake Springfield while trying to work a faulty scissorlift]
Am I getting through to anyone?
Krusty Hell yeah! We need a new one of those things!
MQ Mayor Quimby
All in favor of the new scissorlift say aye.
No! This lake is just one piece of trash away from a toxic nightmare! But I knew you wouldn't listen, so I took the liberty of pouring water from the lake in all your drinking glasses.
[Everyone spits out their water in disgust]
This is why we should hate kids!
MQ Mayor Quimby
This is serious, people! No more dumping in the lake! I hereby declare a state of emergency: CODE BLACK!
LL Lenny Leonard
[The crowd gasps]
Black?! That's the worst color there is! [to Carl] No offense there, Carl.
[not even shaken]
Nah, I get it all the time.
SM Sideshow Mel
[After the dome is placed over Springfield] [hitting the dome with his bone]
What ruthless madmen could have done this to us?!
The United States Government. [appears on a holographic screen on the side of the dome] My name is Russ Cargill. I'm head of the EPA.
[Everyone murmurs in confusion]
The what?
The Environmental Protection Agency.
Look, I'm a man on a big TV! Just listen! Springfield has become...
RS Random Springfield Citizen
Woo! Springfield!
...the most polluted city in the history of the planet.
Krusty Drama queen!
To prevent your poisons from spreading, the government has sealed you all within this dome. Believe me, it's the last thing we wanted to do. I mean, I do own the company that made the dome, but that's beside the point.
What, are you telling us we're trapped like rats?!
No, rats couldn't be trapped this easily. You're trapped like... carrots.
Wait! We couldn't be more polluted - everyone stopped dumping in the lake.
Apparently, someone didn't get the message.
[to Plopper]
Act natural.
Hey, buddy, sooner or later, people are gonna come by and discover this!
You don't need to worry about that. We found a way to take you off the map.
GV GPS Voice
[cuts to a man in his car with a GPS map]
Coming up on your right... [Springfield is removed from the map] nothing.
[lying dazed on the ground]
Homer do good?
Actually, you doomed us all... again. Nice knowing you, Homer! [storms off]
Ohhhh, I can't do anything right! [kicks the bomb, causing it to go from 8:31 to 4:11 minutes remaining]
Krusty GET OUTTA HERE!
[The crowd boos Homer and throws rocks and stuff at him]
