Dan Castellaneta movie quotes

View Quote [shuffling through the snow while talking to himself] Must keep going! Must keep going! Oh, I can't, I can't keep going. Yes, you can! No, I can't! Oh, shut up! You shut up! No, you! No, you! No, you! Oh, real mature. How could you say that?!... Oh what's the point?

View Quote I dunno what to tell you, Marge! I don't think about things. I mean, I respect people who do, but... I just try to make the day not hurt until I get to crawl in next to you again.

View Quote [attempting to reason with the mob while in a noose] The word 'apology' is tossed around a lot these days, but when it comes from in here-- [Homer motions towards his heart, and someone throws a circular saw at him] D'OH!

View Quote [the angry mob barges into the Simpson home and sees Maggie next to the stairs playing with her letter blocks]
Krusty: Teeny, take out the baby!
[Maggie smashes her empty milk bottle against the stairway and brandishes it as a weapon. Teeny flees to Krusty, who cradles him like an infant]

View Quote [After the dome is placed over Springfield]
Sideshow Mel: [hitting the dome with his bone] What ruthless madmen could have done this to us?!
Russ Cargill: The United States Government. [appears on a holographic screen on the side of the dome] My name is Russ Cargill. I'm head of the EPA.
[Everyone murmurs in confusion]
Moe: The what?
Russ Cargill: The Environmental Protection Agency.
Lenny: Come again?
Russ Cargill: Look, I'm a man on a big TV! Just listen! Springfield has become...
Random Springfield Citizen: Woo! Springfield!
Russ Cargill: ...the most polluted city in the history of the planet.
Krusty: Drama queen!
Russ Cargill: To prevent your poisons from spreading, the government has sealed you all within this dome. Believe me, it's the last thing we wanted to do. I mean, I do own the company that made the dome, but that's beside the point.
Moe: What, are you telling us we're trapped like rats?!
Russ Cargill: No, rats couldn't be trapped this easily. You're trapped like... carrots.
Lisa: Wait! We couldn't be more polluted - everyone stopped dumping in the lake.
Russ Cargill: Apparently, someone didn't get the message.
Homer: [to Plopper] Act natural.
Carl: Hey, buddy, sooner or later, people are gonna come by and discover this!
Russ Cargill: You don't need to worry about that. We found a way to take you off the map.
[cuts to a man in his car with a GPS map]
GPS Voice: Coming up on your right... [Springfield is removed from the map] nothing.

View Quote Lisa: [talking about the pollution of Lake Springfield while trying to work a faulty scissorlift] Am I getting through to anyone?
Krusty: Hell yeah! We need a new one of those things!
Mayor Quimby: All in favor of the new scissorlift say aye.
Entire Town: Aye!
Lisa: No! This lake is just one piece of trash away from a toxic nightmare! But I knew you wouldn't listen, so I took the liberty of pouring water from the lake in all your drinking glasses.
[Everyone spits out their water in disgust]
Moe: This is why we should hate kids!
Mayor Quimby: This is serious, people! No more dumping in the lake! I hereby declare a state of emergency: CODE BLACK!
[The crowd gasps]
Lenny Leonard: Black?! That's the worst color there is! [to Carl] No offense there, Carl.
Carl: [not even shaken] Nah, I get it all the time.

View Quote [Arnold and Gerald are giving away passerbys leaflets with "SAVE THE NEIGHBORHOOD — BLOCKAPALOOZA !MUSIC - FOOD - FUN! This Saturday!" writtin on them]
Arnold: Blockapalooza.
Gerald Johanssen: This Saturday is the day.
Arnold: Blockapalooza!
Gerald Johanssen: Don't forget to get your tickets while they're hot!
Nick Vermicelli: [getting a leaflet] "Save the neighborhood"? "Blockapalooza"? This we don't need. [Pulls out a cell phone and calls somebody] Yeah it's me Nick. I think we got a problem.

View Quote [Helga comes home]
Helga Pataki: Dad! [To Miriam sleeping on a table] How's it going, Miriam?
Miriam Pataki: Oh. Molasses, it's you. [Helga hears voices]
[Big Bob Pataki, a looks like being, one point muscular, brown hair, short-sleeve green golf shirt, dark brown pants and black shoes, they three other guys]
Big Bob Pataki: [first words] Okay, great, but where's the store go?
Nick Vermicelli: [first words as Nick Vermicelli was seen gathered around a model of the neighborhood on a table] Alright. Right here. Big Bob's Beeper Emporium. Big sign, can't miss it from the freeway, and the overpass drops you big-bang-boom right in the parkin' lot.
Big Bob Pataki: That's good. Yeah, right in the stinkin' lot.
Helga Pataki: Dad?
Big Bob Pataki: What do you want, Olga?
Helga Pataki: It's Helga, Dad.
Big Bob Pataki: Right, Helga. That's what I said.
Helga Pataki: Could I talk to you?
Nick Vermicelli: We gotta split anyway, Bob. We'll talk.
Big Bob Pataki: Right, we'll talk. And send me the paperwork, I can't wait to get started. Hey, can I keep this pop-up thing? [He points at the model]
Nick Vermicelli: You got it. [Nick and the other men leave the room]
Big Bob Pataki: Alright. [to Helga] You know what this is? It's our future. See, here's where my new Super Beeper Emporium is gonna go up, right after we rip down the flower shop, and Green Meats and the rest of the block.
Helga Pataki: Uh yeah, well, uh, about all that, Dad... I mean a lot of people are gonna have to move away and sell their businesses.
Big Bob Pataki: Yeah, what's your point?
Helga Pataki: Well, I was just wondering if this whole tear-down-the-neighborhood Future Tech thing is really necessary.
Big Bob Pataki: Of course, it's necessary. It's more than necessary. It's progress. You can't have progress without a little pain. No pain, no gain.
Helga Pataki: But what's wrong with leaving things the way they are?
Big Bob Pataki: I'll tell you what's wrong with it, missy. Leave things the way they are and Big Bob's Super Beeper Emporium doesn't happen.
Helga Pataki: But, Dad...
Big Bob Pataki: Hey-hey-hey-hey-hey! I'll say this once, and I want you to hear it, little lady. Change is good. When the new Big Bob's Super Beeper Emporium goes up, the cash is gonna roll in and you'll forget all about the old neighborhood. And do you know why? Because we'll be rich. And that means you'll be rich. You can have that pony you've been wantin'.
Helga Pataki: Dad, I wanted a pony when I was five.
Big Bob Pataki: Uh. Well, what do you want now?
Helga Pataki: I don't know.
Big Bob Pataki: Well, make up your mind, 'cause once this neighborhood goes down and my store goes up, you can have anything you want. And I mean anything.
Helga Pataki: [looks at fashion magazine] Anything?
Big Bob Pataki: That's what I said. We're gonna be stinkin' rich, girl. Rich. What's more important than that, huh?

View Quote [Ernie Potts plays accordion; Oskar Kokoshka and Mailman Harvey play saxophone; Grandpa (wearing a rasta wig) is on drums; Mr. Hyunh plays guitar; Suzie Kokoshka is a DJ; Grandma is tap dancing. Arnold and Gerald are at controls. They all play some kind of strange pokla rock music, and Grandpa smashes one of Suzie's records, annoyed by her DJ techniques. The crowd is cheering]
Helga Pataki: [watching from a roof] Blockapalooza, hah! Please.
Reporter: [for TV] It's called Blockapalooza, a last-ditch effort to save a forgotten neighborhood from the wrecking ball. A classic story of the little guy pitted against the corporate giant.
[Nick Vermicelli and Big Bob are watching TV at Big Bob's house]
Big Bob Pataki: What the heck are they doing? They'll mess up the whole deal!
Nick Vermicelli: Forget about it. It's all taken care of.
Arnold: [on TV] You know what this is about. It's our last chance to stand up and tell Future Tech Industries that we won't sell. We won't let 'em tear down our neighborhood.
[The crowd on TV screen is cheering]
Nick Vermicelli: One of our guys intercepted their permit, thereby making the whole assemblage illegal.
[Police cars suddenly appear at the party]
Officer: Go, go, go!
[The crowd is panicking. Police breaks up the party. People are running away]
Gerald Johanssen: [to the officer] Hey, what's going on?
Riot Cop: This whole assemblage is illegal.
Arnold: But we filed a permit.
Riot Cop: We never got any permit.
[Nick Vermicelli and Big Bob are laughing at the TV screen]
Voice: Please disperse from this area at once!
Arnold: Grandma?
Grandma Gertie: Bring on your worst. We shall not be moved. [She chains herself to the door of the Sunset Arms]
Officer: Come on. Nice and easy. [Grandma almost bites him]
Grandpa Phil: Hey! Stop, that's a frail old lady!
Grandma Gertie: [while she and the door she's chained to are carried into the SPAT car] Never give up Arnold. Never give in. Save the neighborhood. One if by land, two if by sea. Put the lime in the coconut. Mix it all up. [The car speeds away while she laughs]

View Quote Grandpa Phil: [As he and the boarders prepare for the bulldozers] Hey, where's Arnold?

View Quote [Arnold comes home, FTi truck passes by]
Arnold: Grandpa?
Grandpa Phil: That's my name. Don't wear it out. [shark jaws fall down]
Arnold: Grandpa, I'm worried.
Grandpa Phil: Oh, don't worry, Arnold. We won't sell the boarding house. We're behind you all the way. Right, Pookie?
Grandma Gertie: [in cheerleader outfit] Home team, home team, woo!
Arnold: But what if Scheck gets everyone else to sell?
Grandpa Phil: Then I guess they'll bulldoze down the neighborhood, short man. Pookie and I will have to move to an old folks' home and who knows what'll happen to you. You'll probably be sent to a foster home in some Midwestern state like Manitoba or... wait, no, that's not a state, that's a province. Oh, no, Arnold! You'll be a Canadian!
Arnold: Grandpa, I'm serious.
Grandpa Phil: I know, Arnold, but we're not cooked yet. Whatever happens, we'll all be OK, even if we have to become Canadians. You know, they have very good bacon there. Canadian. Bacon. This thing on? Come on, Arnold. Work with me.
Arnold: Goodnight, Grandpa. Goodnight, Grandma.
Grandma Gertie: Go, team! [Grandpa sits on the shark jaws]

View Quote [Ernie Potts plays accordion; Oskar Kokoshka and Mailman Harvey play saxophone; Grandpa (wearing a rasta wig) is on drums; Mr. Hyunh plays guitar; Suzie Kokoshka is a DJ; Grandma is tap dancing. Arnold and Gerald are at controls. They all play some kind of strange pokla rock music, and Grandpa smashes one of Suzie's records, annoyed by her DJ techniques. The crowd is cheering]
Helga Pataki: [watching from a roof] Blockapalooza, hah! Please.
Reporter: [for TV] It's called Blockapalooza, a last-ditch effort to save a forgotten neighborhood from the wrecking ball. A classic story of the little guy pitted against the corporate giant.
[Nick Vermicelli and Big Bob are watching TV at Big Bob's house]
Big Bob Pataki: What the heck are they doing? They'll mess up the whole deal!
Nick Vermicelli: Forget about it. It's all taken care of.
Arnold: [on TV] You know what this is about. It's our last chance to stand up and tell Future Tech Industries that we won't sell. We won't let 'em tear down our neighborhood.
[The crowd on TV screen is cheering]
Nick Vermicelli: One of our guys intercepted their permit, thereby making the whole assemblage illegal.
[Police cars suddenly appear at the party]
Officer: Go, go, go!
[The crowd is panicking. Police breaks up the party. People are running away]
Gerald Johanssen: [to the officer] Hey, what's going on?
Riot Cop: This whole assemblage is illegal.
Arnold: But we filed a permit.
Riot Cop: We never got any permit.
[Nick Vermicelli and Big Bob are laughing at the TV screen]
Voice: Please disperse from this area at once!
Arnold: Grandma?
Grandma Gertie: Bring on your worst. We shall not be moved. [She chains herself to the door of the Sunset Arms]
Officer: Come on. Nice and easy. [Grandma almost bites him]
Grandpa Phil: Hey! Stop, that's a frail old lady!
Grandma Gertie: [while she and the door she's chained to are carried into the SPAT car] Never give up Arnold. Never give in. Save the neighborhood. One if by land, two if by sea. Put the lime in the coconut. Mix it all up. [The car speeds away while she laughs]

View Quote Genie: [returns to Agrabah] He's big! He's blue! And he's BACK!
[Aladdin and Jasmine embrace him]
Aladdin: Genie!
Jasmine: You came back!
Genie: [turns red; winces] WATCH THE SUNBURN! [turns blue again] A-ha! Kidding! Did you miss me? Be honest.

View Quote Genie: Uh, that couldn't gone worse.
Aladdin: Jasmine I thought I was sunk.
Iago: Oh, not good.
Jasmine: You were hiding Iago all along, weren’t you?!
Genie: I think it just got worse.
Aladdin: Well, yes but...
Jasmine: How could you? More secret, more lies? Aladdin, I thought you had change.
Aladdin: Jasmine, wait! Back to the marketplace! Iago, he... he saved my life. Some grand vizier I'm gonna make. Everybody's mad at me.

View Quote Genie: [catches Aladdin and Jasmine on tape] Rolling! Today's special moments are tomorrow's memories. [to Jasmine] Looking great, Jazz. [to Aladdin] More emotion, Al! Tilt your chin a bit.
Iago: [furiously flies up to the camera] What does he hafta do to make it clear to you lunkheads?! [pushes Genie out of the way] The show's OVER! They wanna be alone! BREAK IT UP!