A character in Hey Arnold!: The Movie (2002)

Gerald Johannsen quotes from Hey Arnold!: The Movie (2002)

Tied for 8th most-quoted character in Hey Arnold!: The Movie (2002): in 6 of its 54 quotes
Most scenes with: Arnold (5), Gerald Johanssen (2), Nick Vermicelli (2)

Scenes with Gerald Johannsen

6 scenes
Gerald Johannsen
[Grandma makes a Shawshenk-style tunnel from her cell. Deep Voice is standing on a roof, watching Nick Vermicelli return to his house, Arnold and Gerald have tracked him down as well, They are on the roof of his house] [Looking at Nick Vermicelli through the Skylight]

Finally.

Let's just hope he's ready for bed. He should be. It's Midnight. As soon as he's asleep, we can get the key off of him.

Gerald Johannsen
[After some time...]

As soon as he falls asleep, huh? What if he keeps watching T.V. for hours?

Maybe there's nothing good on. [Phone rings] Someone's calling him. Quick! [Pulls out Bridget's Microphone]

Gerald Johannsen

Oh, no. Last time we nearly got killed using that thing!

Come on, Gerald, we gotta find out who's calling him! It might be a clue.

Gerald Johannsen

Aah... Oh, all right. [Inserts an Ear Phone into his ear, gasps] It's Big Bob!

Yeah, Bob. Yes, you're a full partner, didn't I get through telling you that? What are you calling me for? Go to bed. What about your contract? You got a problem with the contract, Bob? Oh for heaven, quit reading that thing and get some rest. [Hangs up] Stinking pain in the...

[angrily hangs up the phone]

Why, that no-good little runt! Let's see, [looks through the contract with a magnifying glass] "Party of the first part, party of the second part..." Yada, yada, yada, yada. Hey! Wait a minute-- [Takes a closer look at the contract] What the heck?!

[looking at Nick Vermicelli through high-tech binoculars]

I think he's finally asleep, Gerald. [Notices that Gerald fell asleep] Gerald. Gerald. [Shakes him]

Gerald Johannsen
[disoriented after waking up]

Give me that key! [Realizing where he is] I was just resting my eye.

Come on, it's time to go in. [Pulls out a rope]

Gerald Johannsen

Wait a minute. You're not gonna hang from that, are you?

Not unless you want to.

Gerald Johannsen

I don't think it's my size.

[After some time. Arnold hangs on the rope, Gerald lowers him into Nick Vermicelli's room] [mumbling while he's asleep]

No problem. I'll fix it.

Gerald Johannsen
[Arnold draws his hand closer to the key hanging on Nick Vermicelli's neck]

Come on. Almost there. You can do it, buddy.

[talking in his sleep]

What is that? Who's going?

[A droplet of Arnold's sweat falls onto Nick Vermicelli's face. Nick Vermicelli slightly opens his eyes and sees unclear Arnold's face]

Ah, it's an angel. [Falls asleep again]

Gerald Johannsen
[Arnold pulls the key off Nick Vermicelli's neck. Gerald pulls his up to the roof. They run away to the street. A street phone rings. Gerald picks up]

Hello?

[on the phone]

Good job getting the key.

Wait. Deep Voice. Where are you?

Don't worry about that. I'm watching all your movements.

[We see the figure of the Deep Voice standing on the other side of the street]

I'm everywhere and I'm nowhere, but mostly I'm... everywhere.

Gerald Johannsen

Come on, Deep Voice, cut the voodoo dolly mumbo jumbo, okay?

Yeah, why do you have to be so mysterious?

You two seem confused about who's calling the shots here. I am. Without me, you'll never get the document, you'll never save your neighborhood. You've got to get into Scheck's office. His safe deposit boxes are in a room behind his desk.

We have to get back into his office?

Right. Only this time, don't get caught. You've got to find a way to distract security away from the main entrance. Now, it's exactly two A.M. The bulldozers roll at seven. What are you waiting for? [Hangs up]

Gerald Johannsen

Man, that Deep Voice is a pain in the... [He's cut by a bus passing by with its brakes hissing]

Come on. [The boys run to the bus]

[to the bus driver]

Hi, it's us. How you been?

Murray

Oh, so it's the two juvenile delinquents who busted my door.

[The boys get onto the bus]

Sorry about that.

But we're kinda in a hurry... [Sees the sign "YOUR DRIVER'S NAME IS MURRAY"] Murray.

Gerald Johannsen
[Grandma finally escapes through the sewer. Gerald points out at security cameras]

Those cameras detect any motion. If we even move, they'll see us. [Arnold pulls out the remote-control car] Arnold, this is no time for playing with a toy car.

I'm not playing, Gerald. [The car speeds down the hall, and camera turns to watch it]

Head of Security
[seeing something on the screen]

What was that?

Guard

Come on, let's check it out. [Two guards run away]

We can get to Scheck's office this way. Come on. [The boys get into Scheck's office] Deep Voice said to look in the room behind his desk. [Gerald pulls a book from a shelf, and it opens a secret door]

What are you waiting for? [The boys see a huge number of safe deposite boxes. They sigh] Well, we'd better get started.

[The men move TNT boxes from above into the tunnels]

That's the last of it, Gramps.

Now all we have to do is run this wire up to the street and wait for the bulldozers to come. Then, we blow a huge hole, and they fall right in.

Sounds great, Grandpa. Now let's get out of here.

Mr. Hyunh

Yes! It is still very creepy.

Murray [continuous quote]: I drive twenty-five miles per hour. No exceptions, no discussion.

Gerald Johannsen
[about the bus driver]

I wonder what bee got in his boxers.

Murray

Hey, you'd have a bee in your boxers too if you were in my moccasins. My girlfriend left me two weeks ago. Her name is Mona she said she wanted a whole man.

Gerald Johannsen

"A whole man"? What's that mean?

Murray
[shows them his prosthetic leg]

I lost the real one in the war.

[sees Gerald praying in Hebrew]

I didn't know you were so religious.

Gerald Johannsen

Neither did I.

Gerald Johannsen
[Last lines]

No-no-no. Just a little low on air.

Wait a minute. Now you're looking on the bright side.

Gerald Johannsen

Somebody has to.

[Eugene shows up] [singing]

We saved our neighborhood / They could not tear it down / They could not turn our smile / Into a frown...

Gerald Johannsen
[switches off the stereo]

The show's over, Eugene.
[Helga dances away happily as the movie fades out]

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