Jafar You be surprised what you can lived through... What?!
2nd most-quoted character in The Return of Jafar (1994): in 13 of its 29 quotes
Most scenes with: Abis Mal (5), Iago (4), Aladdin: The Series (1994) (3)
I am free! Free to exact vengeance upon he who has imprisoned me!
More lines from Jafar
5 quotes Jafar Jafar [from DVD menu, after selecting "Play"]
If that's what you want then by all means, let's get to it.
Jafar [from DVD menu, after selecting "Play"]
It's about time. I thought you are never going to make a decision.
Jafar [from DVD menu, after selecting "Bonus Features"]
There's no turning back now, my friend.
Jafar [from DVD menu, after selecting "Bonus Features"]
All right, if you insist.
Scenes with Jafar
7 scenes
[to himself after Aladdin robbed him]
That stinkin' Aladdin. First chance I get, I'll slice him in half.
Thief
[to other thieves]
That stinking Abis Mal. First chance we get, let's slice him in half.
[to the thieves]
Hey, get over here and wash up! It's bad enough having to look at you without having to smell you.
Thief
[to the other thieves]
Come. We do it now. No witnesses. [draws his sword]
[takes a pail out of the well and dumps some water on top of himself, and Jafar's lamp falls out of the pail and hits him on the head]
Ow! What is this? So help me, I'll sue whoever runs this well! A lamp? [picks it up] Well... [laughs] It might be worth a few shekels once it's cleaned up. [rubs it]
Thief
It will be of little use to you, Abis Mal, except to light your way in the valley of the dead. [the thieves pull out their swords ready strike Abis Mal; red smoke suddenly erupts from the lamp] It is bewitched!
Jafar [All the thieves except Abis Mal get on their horses and ride away in panic. Jafar's evil laugh is heard as he comes out]
I am free! Free to exact vengeance upon he who has imprisoned me!
Jafar [Trying to be free, but his golden cuffs have stuck up on him which he was trying to get away because of the curse] [grunting]
It is the curse of the lamp. [His black lamp was glowing] All the power in the universe, and I am bound by the rules of the GENIE! Which means, I can't KILL that upstart Aladdin! Unless... I have someone arrange it for me... Take me to Agrabah at ONCE!
Jafar [to Abis Mal]
That was two wishes. Take your time with the third, or you will wish you had never been born!
Jafar [Abis Mal gulps]
On the other hand, if you cooperate with me, I will see that you are amply rewarded.
Rewarded?
Jafar First, you will help me get revenge on a certain street rat by the name of... Aladdin.
[gasps]
Aladdin?! I want revenge on him, too! He robbed me, turned my men against me, and he fought dirty! My brilliant swordsmanship availed me naught! [cuts his pants down with his circle underwear] Ohh... [pulls them back up] I-I hate when I do that.
Jafar [grabbing Abis Mal's shirt]
Let's not be too hasty, my simple-minded friend. It's not enough that we simply DESTROY Aladdin. [dropping him to the ground] After all... there are things so much worse than DEATH! [laughs evilly while Abis Mal grins menacingly]
[Inside Jafar's lab]
Jafar, you fiend! [chained into the wall] I should have known that this was your treachery!
Jafar But I couldn't have done it without Iago.
Eh... I-I played a minor role, really.
Jafar! This... rug won't cooperate!
[He grabs Carpet when he trips him and Carpet tries to fly free, but Jafar used his power to lock Carpet in chains put a lock along with Genie in a ball and Abu chained into the wall] [grunting angrily]
Ooh, when Aladdin returns...
Jafar I think we have ample time to prepare for his arrival. [giving the Sultan's hat and his dagger (with his power) to slash the hat in half]
Hey! That was a nice hat. I could've worn that hat!
Jafar We need this for our plan.
Couldn't we use another hat for the plan?
Jafar Oh, no. The sultan's turban and this dagger are exactly what we need... [putting the dagger on Abis Mal's head closer] ...to seal Aladdin's doom. [Repeated scene again with Aladdin walking barefoot and the screen distorts]
[Outside the Sultan's Palace of Agrabah at night with Aladdin walking and panting to the stairs]
Razoul! The Sultan's been...
Razoul
SEIZE HIM! You are under arrest, for the murder of the Sultan!
What?! No!
Razoul
[Inside the palace dungeon at night]
And then you went over the waterfall, eh? Ha! How did you survive?
I... I don't know.
Razoul
How very convenient.
It's the truth! Why won't you believe me?
Jafar (Jasmine)
[off-screen]
Because we know you're lying!
Huh?
Jafar (Jasmine)
I found this in your room. My father's turban... slashed!
You can't think...
Jafar (Jasmine)
I thought you loved me! But now I see that all you wanted to do was rule Agrabah!
I never wanted...
Jafar (Jasmine)
He shall die at dawn, for the murder of my father.
Jasmine, please!
Razoul
You're in my hands now, STREET RAT!
Jafar [At Jafar's Lab. The sound of a lock is heard. Along with Genie in a glass ball with a spider design, Carpet, Abu and the Sultan in chains, Abis Mal chains and locks the real Jasmine into the wall. Jafar, disguised as Jasmine, looks at the real Jasmine] [laughing evilly]
Oh, you should have seen the look on Aladdin's face when Princess Jasmine sentenced him to death.
Oh, yes! And then I get my wish.
Jafar Yes, and then you get your wish.
Heh, I really think you're makin' too big a deal out of this.
Jafar Such spirit! [Jasmine ties to bite Jafar's hand] Perhaps after a few days in chains you'll be more kindly disposed toward me. [putting his snake staff closely to her] Especially, if you want your father to remain healthy! Ah, Iago... you betrayed me and allied yourself with my enemies. Then you turned on them as soon as it was in your best interests! That's what I love about you. You're so perfectly... predictable. A villain through and through.
Thank you. Thank you. Whew.
Razoul
[At the dungeon along with Aladdin locked up in chains] [last words; with his executioner's mask smells and sighs]
Dawn!
Jafar (Jasmine)
I'll tell your boyfriend good-bye for you, Princess.
When I get hold of you, Jafar...
Jafar (Jasmine)
I'm SO worried.
Oh, what does it look like I'm doin'? I'm tryin' to free... the chump genie, so he can... save your chump boyfriend! Squawk!
But you said Genie's can't killed you said that.
Jafar You be surprised what you can lived through... What?!
Huh? Hey!
I'll take that!
My lamp! Gimme!
Jafar The street rat? Still alive?! NO!!!!!!!!!
Jafar [Aladdin hangs onto the rock spire for dear life as it begins to sink into the magma. He tries to reach for Jafar's lamp twice, but misses both times. Jafar laughs diabolically at his misery] [laughing]
Give it up, BOY! You shall NEVER have my lamp... and there is no one to save you this time!
Hey, Jafar! SHUT UUUUUUUUUUP! [flying to get his lamp from the rock standing]
Iago?
Jafar TRAITOR! [uses his energizing power with his eyes like lightning bolts, injuring Iago in his left wing]
No!
Jafar [laughs evilly]
Good help is SO hard to find these days, isn't it, Aladdin?
Jafar [Jafar resumes his evil laughter, but gasps when he sees Iago using the last of his strength to kick his lamp down to the pit of lava] [last words]
My lamp! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Iago!
[Jafar screams in rage and agony, before Jafar turns into the skeleton, before finally exploding, everyone gathers around Iago, who appears as though injured and unconscious]
Iago.
No.
But...I thought a Genie can't kill anybody.
Alright!
Oh, Iago!
And so the bird lived happily ever after... wallowing in luxury as Aladdin's palace pal.
