A character in The Return of Jafar (1994)

Iago quotes from The Return of Jafar (1994)

Gilbert Gottfried

Most-quoted character in The Return of Jafar (1994): in 16 of its 29 quotes
Most scenes with: Aladdin: The Series (1994) (7), Jafar (4), Jasmine (4)

A line from Iago

Hey, Jafar! SHUT UP!!!!

More lines from Iago

5 quotes
Iago

And so the bird lived happily ever after... wallowing in luxury as Aladdin's palace pal.

Iago
[from DVD menu, after selecting "Scene Selection"]

Sounds like fun to me!

Iago
[from DVD menu, after selecting "Scene Selection"]

You're the boss! Here we go!

Iago
[from DVD menu, after selecting "Set Up"]

Good choice! Here we go!

Iago
[from DVD menu, after selecting "Set Up"]

Decisive! I like that!

Scenes with Iago

10 scenes
Mozenrath

You're just in time to witness the destruction of Agrabah!

I think he needs a girlfriend or something.

Iago

I think he's married to his work.

Sadira

Oh, 'm so sorry. If I had the amulet back I could stop it. (starts crying)

Iago

Yeah, yeah, you're a dimwit, okay? No use crying over spilled amulets. Let's get outta here!

Iago
[smears dirt all over himself]

I'll just get Aladdin on my side with a little sympathy act. And I'll be back in the palace quicker than you can say "Easy Street." [Aladdin turns corner to find him pretending to pant for breath] Aladdin! I've finally got free...of Jafar.

[shocked]

Iago! What are you doing here?

Iago

Where are you? Getting dark. Hold me... [Aladdin tries to grab him] Hey, I meant gentle-like!

Uh, that couldn't gone worse.

Jasmine I thought I was sunk.

Iago

Oh, not good.

You were hiding Iago all along, weren’t you?!

I think it just got worse.

Well, yes but...

How could you? More secret, more lies? Aladdin, I thought you had change.

Jasmine, wait! Back to the marketplace! Iago, he... he saved my life. Some grand vizier I'm gonna make. Everybody's mad at me.

[catches Aladdin and Jasmine on tape]

Rolling! Today's special moments are tomorrow's memories. [to Jasmine] Looking great, Jazz. [to Aladdin] More emotion, Al! Tilt your chin a bit.

Iago
[furiously flies up to the camera]

What does he hafta do to make it clear to you lunkheads?! [pushes Genie out of the way] The show's OVER! They wanna be alone! BREAK IT UP!

[Inside Jafar's lab]

Jafar, you fiend! [chained into the wall] I should have known that this was your treachery!

But I couldn't have done it without Iago.

Iago

Eh... I-I played a minor role, really.

Jafar! This... rug won't cooperate!

[He grabs Carpet when he trips him and Carpet tries to fly free, but Jafar used his power to lock Carpet in chains put a lock along with Genie in a ball and Abu chained into the wall] [grunting angrily]

Ooh, when Aladdin returns...

I think we have ample time to prepare for his arrival. [giving the Sultan's hat and his dagger (with his power) to slash the hat in half]

Hey! That was a nice hat. I could've worn that hat!

We need this for our plan.

Couldn't we use another hat for the plan?

Oh, no. The sultan's turban and this dagger are exactly what we need... [putting the dagger on Abis Mal's head closer] ...to seal Aladdin's doom. [Repeated scene again with Aladdin walking barefoot and the screen distorts]

[Outside the Sultan's Palace of Agrabah at night with Aladdin walking and panting to the stairs]

Razoul! The Sultan's been...

Razoul

SEIZE HIM! You are under arrest, for the murder of the Sultan!

What?! No!

Razoul
[Inside the palace dungeon at night]

And then you went over the waterfall, eh? Ha! How did you survive?

I... I don't know.

Razoul

How very convenient.

It's the truth! Why won't you believe me?

Jafar (Jasmine)
[off-screen]

Because we know you're lying!

Huh?

Jafar (Jasmine)

I found this in your room. My father's turban... slashed!

You can't think...

Jafar (Jasmine)

I thought you loved me! But now I see that all you wanted to do was rule Agrabah!

I never wanted...

Jafar (Jasmine)

He shall die at dawn, for the murder of my father.

Jasmine, please!

Razoul

You're in my hands now, STREET RAT!

[At Jafar's Lab. The sound of a lock is heard. Along with Genie in a glass ball with a spider design, Carpet, Abu and the Sultan in chains, Abis Mal chains and locks the real Jasmine into the wall. Jafar, disguised as Jasmine, looks at the real Jasmine] [laughing evilly]

Oh, you should have seen the look on Aladdin's face when Princess Jasmine sentenced him to death.

[gasps]

No!

Oh, yes! And then I get my wish.

Yes, and then you get your wish.

[in anger]

Iago! I swear one day you will pay for this!

Iago

Heh, I really think you're makin' too big a deal out of this.

Such spirit! [Jasmine ties to bite Jafar's hand] Perhaps after a few days in chains you'll be more kindly disposed toward me. [putting his snake staff closely to her] Especially, if you want your father to remain healthy! Ah, Iago... you betrayed me and allied yourself with my enemies. Then you turned on them as soon as it was in your best interests! That's what I love about you. You're so perfectly... predictable. A villain through and through.

Iago

Thank you. Thank you. Whew.

Razoul
[At the dungeon along with Aladdin locked up in chains] [last words; with his executioner's mask smells and sighs]

Dawn!

Jafar (Jasmine)

I'll tell your boyfriend good-bye for you, Princess.

When I get hold of you, Jafar...

Jafar (Jasmine)

I'm SO worried.

Iago
[squawks]

Whew!

[in anger]

How could you double-cross Aladdin after all he's done for you?!

Iago
[Abu chatters angrily at him]

Hey! Do I insult your mother?

[sighs]

What are you doing now?

Iago

Oh, what does it look like I'm doin'? I'm tryin' to free... the chump genie, so he can... save your chump boyfriend! Squawk!

[Aladdin hangs onto the rock spire for dear life as it begins to sink into the magma. He tries to reach for Jafar's lamp twice, but misses both times. Jafar laughs diabolically at his misery] [laughing]

Give it up, BOY! You shall NEVER have my lamp... and there is no one to save you this time!

Iago

Hey, Jafar! SHUT UUUUUUUUUUP! [flying to get his lamp from the rock standing]

Iago?

TRAITOR! [uses his energizing power with his eyes like lightning bolts, injuring Iago in his left wing]

No!

[laughs evilly]

Good help is SO hard to find these days, isn't it, Aladdin?

[Jafar resumes his evil laughter, but gasps when he sees Iago using the last of his strength to kick his lamp down to the pit of lava] [last words]

My lamp! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Iago!

[Jafar screams in rage and agony, before Jafar turns into the skeleton, before finally exploding, everyone gathers around Iago, who appears as though injured and unconscious]

Iago.

No.

But...I thought a Genie can't kill anybody.

Iago
[coughs, as he awakens]

You'd be surprised what you can live through. [coughs again]

Alright!

Oh, Iago!

[laughs]

HE'S ALIVE!!!!! [turns into a rocket and explodes]

Iago

And so the bird lived happily ever after... wallowing in luxury as Aladdin's palace pal.

[In the Sultan's cushion bandaged with his left foot and arms plus his head]

Now, my dear boy... or should I say my new... vizier?

Iago

Oh, say it!

Sultan, I'm very honored, but...

Iago

But?! What but? But is such a strong word!

Abu

Why, I oughta... [Carpet grabbing Abu trying to hit Iago]

I can't be your vizier.

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