Gilbert Gottfried movie quotes

View Quote Hey, Jafar! SHUT UP!!!!

View Quote And so the bird lived happily ever after... wallowing in luxury as Aladdin's palace pal.

View Quote [from DVD menu, after selecting "Scene Selection"] Sounds like fun to me!

View Quote [on Jafar who's laughing his head off hysterically] Oh, boy. He's cracked. He's goin' nuts! Jafar! [pounds on Jafar's turban] Jafar! GET A GRIP!!! [Jafar grabs him toughly around the throat which causes his head's blood circulation] Good grip.

View Quote [to the Sultan while shoves many crackers into his mouth as his serious payback] Puppet ruler want a cracker?!

View Quote [going as a flamingo, turns around and finds a real flamingo smiling in his face] Ya got a problem... [hits the flamingo with his right stilt, and the flamingo falls into the water] Pinky?! Jerk. [laughs maniacally, removes his flamingo disguise, sneaks into the palace, and gets the lamp] Boy, Jafar's gonna be happy to see you! [mimics Jafar] Excellent work, Iago! [in his normal voice] Aw, go on! [as Jafar] No, really. I mean, dead seriously. On a scale of 1 to 10, you are an 11. [in his normal voice] Oh, Jafar, you're too kind. [flies away with the lamp] I'm embarrassed. I'm blushing.

View Quote Iago: Meet your match, Zorro!
Cassim: Good birdie. Polly want a little...
Iago: Say "cracker" and I'll let you have it on principle!

View Quote [After "Are You In Or Out?" has finished, Cassim and Iago up the stairs]
Iago: I know the treasure's limitless, but I'm not crazy about a 40-way split. If it was just you and me...
Cassim: I would never cut my men out of the deal. They're my family, my only family. I can always count on them.

View Quote Genie: Observe! [pushes a button on the remote control and a Genie robot appears]
RoboGenie: You have violated the perimeter of the Aladdin and Jasmine wedding! Prepare to be vaporized. Thank you!
[he fires lasers; Genie, Aladdin, Cassim, and Iago duck]
Genie: Armed and dangerous! I'd like to see one of those 40 Thieves get within an inch of your wedding.
Iago: Ahem! Allow me to introduce...
Cassim: (laughs) The King of Thieves.
Genie: [shrieks, then calls on a walkie talkie] All units, we have a Code Red!
[he then transforms into dozens of S.W.A.T. troopers, who take up positions around the room, at the same time the area is locked up by sealed doors]
Genie: (as multiple S.W.A.T. troopers) Code Red! Code Red!
Genie: (as Scottish men) Come on, boys! Follow me! [all play bagpipes]
Genie: (as the Lone Ranger) Cavalry, FORWARD! [all Lone Rangers follow him]
Genie: (as paratroopers jumping out of a plane) Geronimo! Arapaho! Navajo! (as Pocahontas) Pocahontas!
[all the Genies surround Cassim on all sides]
Genie: Do not attempt to move or we'll be shooting ourselves!
Aladdin: [tries to push through the Genies] Genie!
Genie: Back off, Al, this creep's got a yellow sheet as long as my arm!
Aladdin: Genie, meet my dad.
(all the Genies stare wide-eyed at Cassim)
Genie: Stand down, men. Smoke 'em if you got 'em.
(all the other Genies disappear)
Genie: (to Cassim, threateningly) If you're Al's dad and the King of Thieves, I just wanna know one thing!
Cassim: Yeah?
Genie: (turns into a waiter) Will you be having the chicken or the sea bass?