Observe! [pushes a button on the remote control and a Genie robot appears]
R RoboGenie
You have violated the perimeter of the Aladdin and Jasmine wedding! Prepare to be vaporized. Thank you!
[he fires lasers; Genie, Aladdin, Cassim, and Iago duck]
Armed and dangerous! I'd like to see one of those 40 Thieves get within an inch of your wedding.
Ahem! Allow me to introduce...
(laughs)
The King of Thieves.
[shrieks, then calls on a walkie talkie]
All units, we have a Code Red!
[he then transforms into dozens of S.W.A.T. troopers, who take up positions around the room, at the same time the area is locked up by sealed doors] (as multiple S.W.A.T. troopers)
Code Red! Code Red!
(as Scottish men)
Come on, boys! Follow me! [all play bagpipes]
(as the Lone Ranger)
Cavalry, FORWARD! [all Lone Rangers follow him]
(as paratroopers jumping out of a plane)
Geronimo! Arapaho! Navajo! (as Pocahontas) Pocahontas!
[all the Genies surround Cassim on all sides]
Do not attempt to move or we'll be shooting ourselves!
A Aladdin
[tries to push through the Genies]
Genie!
Back off, Al, this creep's got a yellow sheet as long as my arm!
A Aladdin
Genie, meet my dad.
(all the Genies stare wide-eyed at Cassim)
Stand down, men. Smoke 'em if you got 'em.
(all the other Genies disappear) (to Cassim, threateningly)
If you're Al's dad and the King of Thieves, I just wanna know one thing!
(turns into a waiter)
Will you be having the chicken or the sea bass?
A Aladdin
What's the ultimate treasure?
The big one, boy. The Hand of Midas.
A Aladdin
It's just a myth.
It's not a myth, boy! It was once right here. Look, there's your proof! From stern to stem, every piece of rigging, every peg and board, all of it...solid gold!
Touched by the Hand of Midas.
A Aladdin
And sunk by it.
It's a big, bright, beautiful future / Thank your lucky stars you're alive / Ya got someone special to talk to / A friend that you can trust for life! / You've been on your own / With no family ties [pulls out a selection of neckties]/ But those solo days are done / You'll be two of a kind / Spending quality time / Together / As father and son! / Buildin' model ships / Takin' fishin' trips / Workin' hand in hand / Paintin' the palace, an' mowin' the sand / First and ten-to-go / With your daddy-o / Once you break the ice / [as Albert Einstein ] You can postulate paternal advice /[speaking] See, you're traveling at the speed of life, that's the theory of relatives! / [regular singing voice in a Jetsons-inspired hover car] It's a fine, fantabulous future / I see fruit on the family tree / [as elderly man] You'll be great as a grumpy ol' grandpa / [as toddler triplets] Bouncing babies on your knee / You can fall asleep on the comfy couch /[turns into a basketball] After playin' one-on-one / Dreamin' back-to-back / That you walloped the Shaq / Together / As father and son!
A Aladdin
We'll make it side-by-side
[speaking]
Good afternoon, I'll be your travel guide / Move over, laddie, / Make room for daddy! /[singing] You got a whole new shoulder to cry on / Take a chance now, give it a spin / You've had chums for pallin' around with / But you never had a friend like him! / [as Don Corleone at a dining table] Put your checkered past behind you now / No more livin' on the run / [regular singing voice in a Brady Bunch-esque opening sequence] Face the big, bright, beautiful future / Together... together... together... together... / As father and son!
[laughing]
The Hand of Midas! [He touches golden hand some more instead of the bronze handle and Vanishing Isle starting to gold] Time to go, Aladdin!
[Sa'luk ambushes, knocking Aladdin down] Sa'luk: Nobody's going anywhere. Give the Hand of Midas to me, Cassim, or your son dies.
Sa'luk, your battle is with me!
A Aladdin
Don't worry, Dad, I can take him alone.
[quietly]
But you're not alone. [started at the Hand of Midas] Not anymore. [to Sa'luk] You want the Hand of Midas, Sa'luk? Take it!
[in slow motion, Cassim throws the Hand of Midas to Sa'luk, who pushes Aladdin out of his way, and, at normal speed, reaches for the Hand of Midas. It falls into Sa'luk's right hand.] Sa'luk: [last words] The Hand of Midas is mine! Ha-ha-ha-ha! And also, the life of your brat. [Cassim smirks] Hmm? [To Aladdin, who is looking at him in horror] What are you staring at? [He realizes what's happening as he grabbed the golden hand instead of the bronze handle] Ohh. No! No! NO! NO! AAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! [He fatally turning into a golden statue. His petrified corpse falls into the water and hits the floor. Aladdin rips his shirt and hole shirt into the golden hand instead of the bronze handle, the hole shirt turned to gold]
