This thing? No. This wretched thing almost cost me the ultimate treasure. [hugs Aladdin] It's you, son. You are my ultimate treasure. I'm just sorry it took me this long to realize it.
Genie
Robin Williams · 11 quotes
Cassim
John Rhys-Davies · 10 quotes
Aladdin
Scott Weinger · 8 quotes
Iago
Gilbert Gottfried · 5 quotes
Razoul
Jim Cummings · 5 quotes
Most scenes together: Cassim & Aladdin (6), Cassim & Iago (5), Genie & Aladdin (4)
Aladdin and the King of Thieves quotes
Page 1 of 2Genie, I need my father's clothes.
Al, c'mon! Why you gonna try on the King of Thieves get-up? Might I suggest something that doesn't actually say "ARREST ME"?! (In black and white prisoner clothes)
What's the ultimate treasure?
The big one, boy. The Hand of Midas.
It's just a myth.
It's not a myth, boy! It was once right here. Look, there's your proof! From stern to stem, every piece of rigging, every peg and board, all of it...solid gold!
Abu
Ooooh!
Adopt me, daddy-o!
Touched by the Hand of Midas.
And sunk by it.
Where is he?
(turns into Pumbaa from The Lion King)
Hakuna Matata! (turns back, looks scared) Whoa. I was having an out-of-movie experience.
Who—
I've come to say "goodbye".
Why are you—
We don't have much time. While the guards chase me, you get out.
I can't let you—
Forget it! They can't catch me. (he tosses Cassim the keys)
He even sounds like me.
[disguised as an old man]
Ooh, in all my years, never have I seen the streets so full of bustle and hustle and assorted commotion!
Our princess is to wed.
Ooh, wonderful! And who's the lucky prince?
Not a prince at all. Just a no-account street rat.
[in his true form]
No way! (grabs Razoul) Try it phonetically. It's...Aladdin! (A neon lit "Aladdin" sign appears as record scratches; blinks out) Aww– some of you don't believe. [Main titles appears, this time in Arabian style, as music resumes and fireworks pops]. (as Tinker Bell) In colour! (giggles)
And your name is...?
Thor
[lispy voice]
I'm Thor.
You're Thor?
Thor
Well, it hurth.
Once again, this whole broadcast has been brought to you by sand! It's everywhere! Get used to it!
Hmmm, maybe you, you could elope! No, you cantelope, [pulls a cantaloupe from nowhere] But oh Honeydew! [slaps fruit into view, it turns into a Cinderella carriage] I dunno if I should put it in Props or Produce! Please, don't squeeze the tires, they're not quite ripe!
Observe! [pushes a button on the remote control and a Genie robot appears]
RoboGenie
You have violated the perimeter of the Aladdin and Jasmine wedding! Prepare to be vaporized. Thank you!
[he fires lasers; Genie, Aladdin, Cassim, and Iago duck]
Armed and dangerous! I'd like to see one of those 40 Thieves get within an inch of your wedding.
Ahem! Allow me to introduce...
[he then transforms into dozens of S.W.A.T. troopers, who take up positions around the room, at the same time the area is locked up by sealed doors] (as multiple S.W.A.T. troopers)
Code Red! Code Red!
(as paratroopers jumping out of a plane)
Geronimo! Arapaho! Navajo! (as Pocahontas) Pocahontas!
[all the Genies surround Cassim on all sides]
Do not attempt to move or we'll be shooting ourselves!
Back off, Al, this creep's got a yellow sheet as long as my arm!
Genie, meet my dad.
(all the other Genies disappear) (to Cassim, threateningly)
If you're Al's dad and the King of Thieves, I just wanna know one thing!
Yeah?
Meet your match, Zorro!
Good birdie. Polly want a little...
Say "cracker" and I'll let you have it on principle!
It is tragic, Your Highness, but it appears Aladdin has followed in his father's footsteps.
[as an attorney]
I object, Your Honor! (turns Razoul into a bailiff and the Sultan into the judge) I object to that outrageous statement. And I object to a tertiary character having any lines in my courtroom. (Hands him a suitcase and blasts him out of sight) Take this to a higher court, my good man!
This is the spot, men.
Fazal
But there is nothing here.
Now, but watch. Open caraway!
Hakim
[the cave doesn't open]
There is still nothing here.
Fazal
But I thought you said it was "open sesame".
[the ground vibrates as the cave opens up, Razoul grins wickedly]
Thief
It is a good day to die.
Sa'luk
Or to come back from the dead.
[laughing]
The Hand of Midas! [He touches golden hand some more instead of the bronze handle and Vanishing Isle starting to gold] Time to go, Aladdin!
[Sa'luk ambushes, knocking Aladdin down] Sa'luk: Nobody's going anywhere. Give the Hand of Midas to me, Cassim, or your son dies.
Sa'luk, your battle is with me!
Don't worry, Dad, I can take him alone.
[quietly]
But you're not alone. [started at the Hand of Midas] Not anymore. [to Sa'luk] You want the Hand of Midas, Sa'luk? Take it!
[in slow motion, Cassim throws the Hand of Midas to Sa'luk, who pushes Aladdin out of his way, and, at normal speed, reaches for the Hand of Midas. It falls into Sa'luk's right hand.] Sa'luk: [last words] The Hand of Midas is mine! Ha-ha-ha-ha! And also, the life of your brat. [Cassim smirks] Hmm? [To Aladdin, who is looking at him in horror] What are you staring at? [He realizes what's happening as he grabbed the golden hand instead of the bronze handle] Ohh. No! No! NO! NO! AAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! [He fatally turning into a golden statue. His petrified corpse falls into the water and hits the floor. Aladdin rips his shirt and hole shirt into the golden hand instead of the bronze handle, the hole shirt turned to gold]
You killed Sa'luk. The code of the Forty Thieves is very clear on this point. You're in.
Thieves
Hooray! Hooray!