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Genie: Observe! [pushes a button on the remote control and a Genie robot appears]
RoboGenie: You have violated the perimeter of the Aladdin and Jasmine wedding! Prepare to be vaporized. Thank you!
[he fires lasers; Genie, Aladdin, Cassim, and Iago duck]
Genie: Armed and dangerous! I'd like to see one of those 40 Thieves get within an inch of your wedding.
Iago: Ahem! Allow me to introduce...
Cassim: (laughs) The King of Thieves.
Genie: [shrieks, then calls on a walkie talkie] All units, we have a Code Red!
[he then transforms into dozens of S.W.A.T. troopers, who take up positions around the room, at the same time the area is locked up by sealed doors]
Genie: (as multiple S.W.A.T. troopers) Code Red! Code Red!
Genie: (as Scottish men) Come on, boys! Follow me! [all play bagpipes]
Genie: (as the Lone Ranger) Cavalry, FORWARD! [all Lone Rangers follow him]
Genie: (as paratroopers jumping out of a plane) Geronimo! Arapaho! Navajo! (as Pocahontas) Pocahontas!
[all the Genies surround Cassim on all sides]
Genie: Do not attempt to move or we'll be shooting ourselves!
Aladdin: [tries to push through the Genies] Genie!
Genie: Back off, Al, this creep's got a yellow sheet as long as my arm!
Aladdin: Genie, meet my dad.
(all the Genies stare wide-eyed at Cassim)
Genie: Stand down, men. Smoke 'em if you got 'em.
(all the other Genies disappear)
Genie: (to Cassim, threateningly) If you're Al's dad and the King of Thieves, I just wanna know one thing!
Cassim: Yeah?
Genie: (turns into a waiter) Will you be having the chicken or the sea bass?

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