Observe! [pushes a button on the remote control and a Genie robot appears]
R RoboGenie
You have violated the perimeter of the Aladdin and Jasmine wedding! Prepare to be vaporized. Thank you!
[he fires lasers; Genie, Aladdin, Cassim, and Iago duck]
Armed and dangerous! I'd like to see one of those 40 Thieves get within an inch of your wedding.
Iago Ahem! Allow me to introduce...
(laughs)
The King of Thieves.
[shrieks, then calls on a walkie talkie]
All units, we have a Code Red!
[he then transforms into dozens of S.W.A.T. troopers, who take up positions around the room, at the same time the area is locked up by sealed doors] (as multiple S.W.A.T. troopers)
Code Red! Code Red!
(as Scottish men)
Come on, boys! Follow me! [all play bagpipes]
(as the Lone Ranger)
Cavalry, FORWARD! [all Lone Rangers follow him]
(as paratroopers jumping out of a plane)
Geronimo! Arapaho! Navajo! (as Pocahontas) Pocahontas!
[all the Genies surround Cassim on all sides]
Do not attempt to move or we'll be shooting ourselves!
[tries to push through the Genies]
Genie!
Back off, Al, this creep's got a yellow sheet as long as my arm!
(all the Genies stare wide-eyed at Cassim)
Stand down, men. Smoke 'em if you got 'em.
(all the other Genies disappear) (to Cassim, threateningly)
If you're Al's dad and the King of Thieves, I just wanna know one thing!
(turns into a waiter)
Will you be having the chicken or the sea bass?
What's the ultimate treasure?
The big one, boy. The Hand of Midas.
It's not a myth, boy! It was once right here. Look, there's your proof! From stern to stem, every piece of rigging, every peg and board, all of it...solid gold!
Iago Adopt me, daddy-o!
Touched by the Hand of Midas.
Iago [After "Are You In Or Out?" has finished, Cassim and Iago up the stairs]
I know the treasure's limitless, but I'm not crazy about a 40-way split. If it was just you and me...
I would never cut my men out of the deal. They're my family, my only family. I can always count on them.
Iago Out in the open? No mask? Pretty risky, if you ask me.
Even a wanted man can risk a bit to see his own son's wedding. So, you little turkey, come to say goodbye?
Iago Nah, I already said my goodbyes. [tears up suddenly] Of course, the monkey had to cry, and that got me going... [lets out a sob as he thinks of having to leave Abu, once his enemy and now his dearest friend]
You're not gonna live in the palace?
Iago With the newlyweds? It'll be all lovey-dovey. [Cassim starts to ride his horse, but suddenly Iago arrives] I'd just as soon keep my will to live.
Well, I don't know where I'm going, but you are welcome to come along for the ride.
Iago You're a good guy, Cassim. But not too good.
[Iago laughing, horse neighing and Cassim rides away]
