[Homer is happily eating a Krusty Burger while an angry Bart glares at him for not taking the blame when he should have.]
Hey, what's with you? [Accidentally spits on Bart]
Of course I do. What kind of father wouldn't care about a PIG WEARING A HAT!
[He has noticed a pig wearing a chef's hat, sitting on a chair with Krusty the Clown. They are filming a commercial.]
Action!
[holding a sandwich]
Hey, hey! It's your old pal Krusty for my new pork sandwich, the Clogger! If you can find a greasier sandwich, you're in Mexico! [laughs, then takes a bite of the sandwich] Mmmm!
And... we're clear.
[Krusty spits out the sandwich in disgust, then throws it away]
Uggh... Perfect. Cut, print, kill the pig.
[A saw is held up to the pig. It squeals in terror.] [horrified]
Wha--?!? You can't kill him if he's wearing people clothes!
[The pig runs across to Homer, looking up at him in desperation. Homer briefly imagines himself and the pig dancing in a field to the song Happy Together, dressed as hippies. He then smiles and picks up the pig.]
You're coming home with me...
